10 weirdest things sold online that will make you cry

Online shopping is a current fad, but what are some stuff that is completely bonkers? We scour the internet to let you ponder why would anyone purchase the  following items.

A Stone Foot
Mother nature (or rather Ebay) presents A Stone Foot going for a whopping $1000000! No shipping because it must be accounted for already in that crazy price for a freaking stone.

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figurine

Want to be a crazy cat lady but NEA and HDB do not allow you to keep 100 stray cats at home? Don’t worry – now instead of being a crazy cat lady, you can OWN a crazy cat lady.

On Amazon, this action figurine sells for $16.24 with FREE SHIPPING. Cats sold separately. Meaning, you want more cat figurines? You can just top up and buy more and more … and more.

Skulls
From Skulls Unlimited International, you can purchase a human skull…if you wish.

Think Geek Canned Unicorn Meat

For those who are looking for exotic food, Think Geek presents Unicorn Meat – even its packaging on the can says “MAGIC IN EVERY BITE”. You don’t need a can opener to open the can. For instructions on how to properly indulge in this delicacy, read its description: “Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you’re lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He’ll know what to do”

Gift of Nothing

The Gift of Nothing is literally nothing – packaged in plastic. Is that truly nothing if its packaging is something? What is truly nothing? Before I launch into a philosophical debate over nothingness and somethingness, read its description: “A fantastic ball of nothingness, en-captured in its own presentation pack”

Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken

HURRY! Only 17 left in stock on Amazon!!! It must be selling real quick because an Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken must be too irresistible.

1500 Live Ladybugs

Because you always need 1500 ladybugs handy at home. Just kidding. These handy insects (ALIVE, no less) makes my skin crawl, but I believe avid insect farmers, or over enthusiastic gardeners would trust shipping companies to send 1500 live ladybugs over from over the continent.

Artificial Fat
For $93.94, you can buy a Five-pound artificial fat. Looking at its colour (bright yellow) it doesn’t look too real. But for those who want to just admire our body’s fat, you can do so for close to hundred bucks.

Baby Wigs
Complaining that your child doesn’t have much hair? Well, here’s baby wigs for you. There’s a range to suit various styles and colour of hair – there’s even “The Donald”, so we can always make our baby imitate America’s #1 politician.

Banana Guard

For the school boy’s lunch – buy a banana to guard your favourite fleshy fruit.

This article was first published on goodyfeed.com