5 things about popular superheroes that don’t make sense

When I was young, I was convinced that people won’t know that Clarke Kent is Superman, because to me then, what you wore was who you were. But now, it all doesn’t make sense. Have you ever wondered about these? I know it’s merely fictional, but still…

Spider-man’s web-shooters never run out of web
Ok, not exactly, but you got the idea. It’s so small that you won’t even know it’s hidden beneath that uniform. Yet, it can shoot webbings that can swing him from Jurong to Tampines within minutes and even immobilize an enemy. Yes, I know he has to refuel them, but for such a small cartridge to create such a big webbing, it sure gives physics the middle finger.

Superman and Spider-man seemingly always wear their uniform underneath their clothes
Is there no summer in their country? Or what if they visit Singapore or Malaysia? Then how? They’ll die from heat exhaustion. Or what if they’re at the beach showing off their six-pac to others? Do they have to go to the toilet to change? I think by the time they’re done changing, the enemy has destroyed the world.

How do super-heroes with telepathic abilities cope with weird desires from others?
I’m very sure as Professor X has somehow read about Cyclops’ SM desires from Jean Gray. I mean, won’t Professor X feel weird when they are having a meeting and realize that Wolverine has a boner, or that Rogue has become wet just from fantasying?

Superman can fly faster than the speed of light
Albert Einstein and many other physicists theorize that anything that can break the light barrier will travel through time. If so, why Superman still need to fight? He can just travel back in time or go to the future and change history. Or why hasn’t Superman being displaced in time after flying too fast?

Why doesn’t anyone just follow Batman home?
It’s not easy to find out Batman’s identity—just follow him to his Batcave and you get the address. And when you know the address, it’ll be easier to “CSI” his identity—just ask SMRT Ltd (Feedback). Why hasn’t anyone done that? Does Batman have a car that is so bloody fast? If so, won’t he get many speeding tickets?
Oh, yeah. They don’t know where to send it to.


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