So what have you done to try to get your crush’s attention? Stare creepily at him/her? Stalk their social media? Send them letters without a name?
How about a full-length PowerPoint presentation detailing why they should date you?
Lizzy Fenton did exactly that, drafting a 6-slide presentation to attempt to convince her crush, Carter Blochwitz to at least go on a date with her.
Here it is in all its glory.
Okay, so far so good.
Hair part is a little weird, but still, okay. Acceptable.
Erm, a little weird but maybe she’s just honest. Okay.
Obviously, everyone would be going “WHAT?!” at her very detailed explanation on why her boobs will be getting bigger, with some excellent statistical analyses to back it all up.
She even has a list of “critics” giving her incredible reviews on her eligibility, even “quotes” from famous people like Channing Tatum and Miss America 2012.
Even if most of these points are severe exaggerations, I think it’s pretty safe to assume her point about her own sense of humour is on point. Not even kidding here. Go look at her Twitter feed, it’s hilarious.
Unfortunately, not even the most incredible sense of humour like hers could net her a date if the other party is unwilling.
She got rejected, in other words. Missed opportunity, bro. She’s even rather cute. And funny.
However, her antics have earned her much online fame, so silver linings, I guess?
It’s gotten to the point where even Microsoft was aware of this whole deal with the PowerPoint slides, and replied to her on Twitter.
Now when will I receive some slides of my own…?
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