Shopee’s 11.11 Sale Has Starbucks Drinks at Just $0.26. We Risked Our Lives to Find Out More

There are three things in life that will always happen, whether rain or shine: the sun rising from the west, your classmate Nancy falling for your best friend Dick, and Shopee having a super sale, again.

But guess what? Nobody’s complaining about the last part.

The 11.11 Shopee Super Sale

Shopee is back at it again, with the 11.11 Shopee Super Sale!

Image: Toonrike Youtube

So what can we expect from this super sale?

Easy, really. Like every Shopee super sale, there will be…

Crazy killer deals

Insanely attractive products…

Last but not leastyour wallet going ‘poof’. But in a good way la.

What is it all about?

Firstly, this is what we got from camping outside Shopee’s office last week.

Shopee has gone all out for their 11.11 sale, aptly called the 11.11 Shopee Super Sale. It will go on from 1 November 2017 to 11 November 2017 with discounts up to 90%, and that’s not all. Think of it as a countdown from 1 November to the big day on 11 November: there would be mini discounts before that, but on 11 November, it would be massive –  a super blowout sale.

On that day, there would be $1.10 hero deals (i.e. items that cost just $1.10 when it should cost your arm or leg), hourly flash deals from 11:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m. (because 11.11 mah) and well over 1,000 products with the lowest price guaranteed.

Now, to add more Tampines to the Kiasu-ness, there is also a lucky draw for all shoppers:

  • Spin the wheel here to win prizes like an iPhone X (OMG), Dyson Fan or Sony Headphones
  • Win a Yacht Party for 12 people by staying tuned to their Facebook Page
  • Win a trip to Bali for not just for you and your SO, because the prize is a trip for four!

Well, actually, we later realized that you can find all these information here.

We helped you guys get some promo codes, too

One of our colleagues who just finished his ICT felt that he should put his training to good use, so he leopard-crawled into the Shopee office and created a promo code for new users.

Simply use the promo code 1111xGF to get $7 off your first $15 purchase.

(P.S. He’s now in the police station, but who cares)

Leaked from a drunk source

But what’s on sale?

After revealing our insider source’s name to the public in one of our previous articles, Shopee took immediate action. The insider, Amelia, was banished all the way to Great Britain, where she now ekes out a living rapping under her new moniker, “Nicki Minaj”.

What a terrible fate. We are so not sorry, Amelia.

Subsequently, Shopee warned its employees to be especially tight-lipped around us. And seeing how they treated Amelia, the employees got so fearful that they have started Anti-Goody Feed chanting rituals at dinner time.

Honestly, it looked bleak for us. However, we are not giving up. Just yet.

We held a major team meeting, and during the process, someone raised a thought.

“Well… how about a blind date? They could go to a bar for a drink, and get more information from the date who’s working in Shopee.”

Silence erupted. The boss was heavily in thought (he’s always either heavily in thought or sleeping).

“Seeing how Shopee’s employees have been forbidden from interacting with us, I don’t see how we can carry out that idea,” the boss said. “Unless someone’s still in contact with a Shopee employee?”

Another round of applause (people always applauded when the boss speaks for no reason), but this time everyone’s gaze was directed to one person.

Me.

“What?” I croaked.

“You have been contacting that Denise girl, haven’t you?” someone asked, almost accusatory.

Nods of agreement; I could feel cold sweat breaking out on the back of my neck.

“So… so what if I have been?” I asked, trying to avoid eye contact.

“You know what I mean…” Boon Hun said softly, breathing into my ear as he did. “You know the drill…”

Fast forward to three days later…

We were in a bar, and Denise was uttering all kinds of things I didn’t really want to hear.

But it worked. My plan had worked. Although it took just one glass, but whatever.

I drew up another chair and leaned in close. Furrowing my eyebrows, I reached inside my blazer pocket.

She looked at me, eyes wide and fearful, as I took out a gun. A finger gun.

“Denise, you’re going to do what I want,” I breathed, licking my lips. “You’re going to give me what I want, you understand me?”

She stared at me, eyes wide and fearful, before nodding ever so slightly. “Just please don’t kill me…” she whispered.

“I won’t…” I breathed. “But you gotta be a good girl. Understand?”

She stared at me intensely. Or blankly. Couldn’t tell.

I took a deep breath, before prodding her forehead lightly with my finger gun. “Do you understand?”

Slowly but surely, she nodded, head shaking back and forth.

“Alright…” I murmured. Time to move in for the kill.

“Which products are on sale this 11.11?”

Her eyes darted between my face and my “gun”. Slowly, her mouth opened, lips cracking.

I leaned in even closer.

“Some of the products are…”

(Disclaimer: No animals were harmed during this encounter. Although we thought we saw Denise’s CV in Jobstreet recently.)


Starbucks Frappuccino Coffee (4 Bottles) at 91.85% Off

Part of Shopee’s Hero Deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals at midnight, 11 November. While stocks last.

Original Price: $13.50
Discounted Price: $1.10

Wait, let me get things straight.

4 x 281 ML Starbucks Frappuccino for just $1.10?

Image: tenor.co

Jesus, that mouth can probably fit all four bottles.

The Frappuccino comes in two flavours: Mocha and Coffee. That means each bottle would be at just, what, $0.26?

Well, guess who’s staying up late on 10 November? 😉


Taiwan KiKi Aromatic Scallion Noodles at 92.90% Off

Part of Shopee’s Hero Deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals at midnight, 11 November. While stocks last.

Original Price: $15.50
Sales Price: $1.10

Don’t be turned off by its plain-looking exterior; aside from being endorsed by Taiwanese celebrity Shu Qi, this unassuming bag of dried noodles is also a sell-out in cities such as Hong Kong and Taipei.

What makes these sun-dried noodles so popular is the springy bite that comes from drying them over time. This natural drying process also means no salt, stabilisers and preservatives need to be added to the noodles. Hear that, health nuts?

One bag contains 5 packs of KiKi aromatic scallion noodles. Oh, it’s so popular, it has gone viral – so viral that it became a Goody Feed article.


Dove Body Wash 1L + Free Shipping at 87.64% Off

Part of Shopee’s Hero Deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals at midnight, 11 November. While stocks last.

Original Price: $8.90
Sales Price: $1.10

As a loyal fan of Dove body wash, I can personally testify that it’s the shit.

Apart from making my skin beautiful and hydrated, it also leaves it feeling clean and nourished after every shower. Well, technically every body wash is supposed to make you feel that way, but hey it’s Dove!

And I haven’t even gotten to the best part: there’s a variety of body washes, ranging from the invigorating Go Fresh to warm, pampering fragrances in the Purely Pampering line, so there’s sure to be one for you!

It’s so affordable, it might make showering great again #justsaying


Laura Mercier Loose Setting Powder at 49.32% Off

Part of Shopee’s hourly flash deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals from 11AM on 11 Nov.

Original Price: $59.00
Sales Price: $29.90

With multiple major awards and counting, Laura Mercier’s “best in beauty”, the cult-favourite bestseller, is your go-to setting powder.

This baby goes on evenly, blends effortlessly and provides great wear. It also sets makeup without adding weight or texture. And the Modern Matte Finish is a delicate touch, with a hint of sheer coverage.

Doubtful of its compatibility with your skin tone? Fret not; the translucent shade works on virtually all skin tones.

And did I mention the soft-focus effect for a more flawless look?

Best of all, it doesn’t settle into fine lines or pores and never looks cakey.

Please, for the love of Mario, tag your cake-faced friends. They would definitely need it.


Google Pixel 2 XL at 5.27% Off

Part of Shopee’s hourly flash deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals from 11 AM on 11 Nov.

Original Price: $1,688.00
Sales Price: $1,599.00

Forget your iPhones and Samsungs, people. The time has come for a revolution. A Google revolution.

Packed with powerful artificial intelligence, augmented reality features and the pretty neat-sounding Google Lens, the Google Pixel 2 XL will make you feel like the king of the world.

Theoretically, anyway.

Now, did you know that this monster speaks Singlish, too? Really lah.


Adidas Crossbody Sports Bag at 56.1% Off

Part of Shopee’s hourly flash deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals from 1 PM on 11 Nov.

Original Price: $59.00
Sales Price: $25.90

Sports bags look pretty cool in general. But this Adidas crossbody sports bag? Subarashi.

Wear it and you will totally pull off that cool kid vibe, even if deep down you’re still a bespectacled nerd who’s sucking on your mummy’s udders.

And the best part? All this for less than $26.


Birkenstock Sandals at 26.2% Off

Part of Shopee’s hourly flash deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals from 3 PM on 11 Nov.

Original Price: $50.00
Sales Price: $36.90

Ladies, you’ll like this. Probably.

These Birkenstock sandals are pretty eye-catching to begin with, and they will surely mesh well with whatever get-up you choose to adopt that day.

The discount? Just an added bonus.


Real Cheese Ramen (2 packets) at 51.67% Off

Part of Shopee’s hourly flash deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals from 7 PM on 11 Nov.

Original Price: $6.00
Sales Price: $2.90

Yo, it’s Korean ramen.

Secondly, yo, it’s Korean cheese ramen. Do I need to say more?

Oh right, it’s authentic and shipped directly from Korea.

Image result for korean fangirling gif


EuropAce 3.5L Air Fryer with Handle at 44.56% Off

Part of Shopee’s hourly flash deals, this offer will be released under Flash Deals from 11 PM on 11 Nov.

Original Price: $90.00
Sales Price: $49.90

It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that air fryers are the best thing since toasted sliced bread: they are relatively fuss-free, healthier than your traditional woks and churn out pretty palatable results.

Unfortunately, they do get a bit pricey at times.

But not to worry; Shopee’s got your back. With an outrageous $40 discount, no less.

Further reason to get one?

This beast, in particular, boasts a 3.2L capacity, a 1kg cooking capacity and a non-stick basket timer. All necessary in your quest to craft the best-tasting fried enchilada.


5 Days Earrings (Crystals from Swarovski®) at 76.28% Off

Part of Shopee’s hourly flash deals, this offer will be released under 11.11 Hot Deals with Lowest Price Guaranteed.

Original Price: $83.90
Discounted Price: $19.90

These sparkly accessories are an asset to any woman, and at only $19.90, they are a practical steal.

If you’re not convinced, sua lo. I will just hog all of it for myself.

At least I don’t have to brainstorm my mum’s present for the next 5 years. #sorrynotsorry

Part of the 11.11 Hot Deals, this offer has a Lowest Price Guaranteed. In other words, if you can somehow procure the exact same item from another similar platform at a cheaper price, Shopee will gladly refund you twice the difference in Shopee coins.


Duplo-like Building Blocks with Slide at 75.19% Off

Part of Shopee’s hourly flash deals, this offer will be released under 11.11 Hot Deals with Lowest Price Guaranteed.

Original Price: $39.90
Discounted Price: $9.90

Every parent knows this: teach your child to play with blocks and he will become Gandhi.

So why not invest in one of these sets for your child? You never know; you might have a future symbol in your household.

Most worth-it $9.90 investment in your entire life.

On another note, there’s no real age restriction for building blocks, so challenging your 53 year-old overgrown baby to this is a totally fair game too.

This offer is a Lowest Price Guaranteed item as well, so buy without having to cry over seeing that it’s being sold cheaper elsewhere.


Anyway, remember the date, guys! 11.11! My advice is that you camp out on 10 Nov, just so that you can get all the hottest deals first. You know Singaporeans (not just Tampines for sure) la; they are as kiasu as they come.

Oh right, if you forget, here’s a Goody Feed exclusive deal for you new buyers: key in code 1111xGF to enjoy $7 off your $15 purchase!

This article was first published in goodyfeed.com and written in collaboration with Shopee

Zhi Hao

Zhi Hao

Just your average Singaporean guy who tends to write aimlessly, work out inefficiently and sleep soundlessly.
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