Last Updated on 2017-05-10 , 1:22 pm

This 25-year-old Singaporean girl made a Facebook post about her search for a man who is “prepared to go to the ends of the earth to ensure I keep comfortable”. WTF. We break down her post paragraph by paragraph, so you can laugh at how utterly ridiculous everything is.

Hi everyone, I am 25 years old. If you do not have a photograph, please do not send me a request. I’ll inform you upfront that I am in search of a wealthy man. He have to be financially capable of pay for EVERYTHING- payments, petrol, groceries, mortgage, youngsters, wedding ceremony, honeymoon, and so forth…and I shouldn’t should pitch in a single cent.

What even.

“I am not a easy woman.” “I need a man who treats me like a princess.” It’s all about her, isn’t it?

I won’t entertain sleazy guys, impolite idiots or guys which are filled with themselves. There’s a effective line between self-confidence and vanity.

Did she just talk about vanity? LOL.

I am NOT paying for something. With me, there isn’t any such factor as ‘going halves’, ‘you pay this, I pay that’ or ‘let’s cut up the bills’- none of that nonsense. I consider the man pays for every part and I am by no means backing down from that ever.

*stabs self*

Money is the second most essential factor to me. Poverty scares me greater than demise itself. I’ve been in conditions with out cash and I’ve had a relationship the place the man was poor. I don’t need to go there ever once more. I additionally need the kind of man who would give me entry to his cash with out questions with out reservations. It’s about belief and the man I finally select should be capable of give me that.

That’s her dream man right there. Pity HE’S NOT A REAL PERSON.

I need a man who buys me presents, plenty of presents comparable to costly jewellery, perfumes, garments, shock getaways, takes me out to fancy dinners and balls and is all the time prepared to go to the ends of the earth to ensure I keep comfortable on a regular basis.

I’m so glad this post is over.

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