If you need the perfect responses for when someone doesn’t text back, you’ve come to the right place.
Whether it is via SMS, WhatsApp or some other messaging app, we all know how annoying it is to text someone and expect an answer but the other party just ignores you and don’t text you back. Even worse, especially on WhatsApp, you can see that they read it and fully know an answer is expected but yet they don’t text you back.
So what do you do? Either you just wait for an answer, which most probably won’t come or prompt them even more. As such, instead of those usual prompts like “?” or “you there?” or “answer me!”, why not try out these unique responses to someone who don’t text back to you. I acknowledge that they might not work 100% but most of the time, they serve to more or less make fun of the other party for not replying to you.
So why not give them a try, especially on your friends who don’t reply texts!
Note: Two things should be pretty obvious by now. One: All these are just for fun! Two, these are like a last resort tactic to make them respond to your text in the event that you need an answer urgently. So yea, don’t take it too seriously unless you are really annoyed… …
1) “So, you fainted from the excitement of getting a text from me? I understand. I know I am very attractive. So yea, just text wake when you wake up”
Perfect for those couples whose significant other are constantly not replying.
2) I hope you are writing an essay over there on your side
And they better!
3) One thing I love about you is that adorable action where you don’t text back for hours. Yea, it’s really cute! REALLY CUTE!
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
4) “Hello”; “Hey there”; “How are you?”; “I’m fine”; “What you doing?”; “Oh, just chilling out”
Because you are not texting me back, I end up talking to myself.
5) “So what? You text someone, then throw your phone halfway across the world?”
6) “Sorry if I am annoying you with my friendship. Don’t worry. I will NEVER annoy you again! Goodbye!”
Nice one!
7) YOU MOTHER******! F****** TEXT ME THE F*** BACK! YOU @#$%&*!
When you can’t get them to answer, insult the shit out of them!
8) Don’t you just love it when you text someone and they just ignore you? It’s like they died.”
“ Guess what? I think you died”
BURN!
9) “Oh, I noticed that you have time to go on FB or Twitter but have no time to text me back? Wow, you are really busy! “
10) ‘Hey, you there? So I noticed that you just read my text but you did not reply? FINE! DON’T REPLY THEN! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN TAKE YOURSELF AND YOUR PHONE AND JUMP OFF A BUILDING AND DIE! That way, you never have to reply any texts again!
Woah, now that’s just intense. Preferably recommended as the last resort…
11) “You have 1 minute to text back or else I am going to tell (insert name) that you have a huge crush on him/her and you fantasise about them every day”
Sometimes, it can be good to have a bit of dirt on your friends. Again, this is another last resort tactic, especially if you require an urgent response.
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So there you have it; 11 perfect responses for when someone doesn’t text back!
And of course, if all these don’t work, SPAM the living hell out of them, either via words, memes, and pictures of both. You will definitely get a reply, as well as lose a friend at the same time.
If you’re using Telegram as your main communication tool, you might want to watch this video to the end:
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