5 ways to impress a girl with your phone


Last Updated on 2016-05-30 , 9:36 am

There are many ways to impress a girl: show her your Mercedes keys by hanging it on your neck, wear a branded suit even if you’re just having your dinner in a hawker centre or using $50.00 note as a tissue paper to wipe your mouth. Or you can simply use your phone, like these points.

Have a phone with no casing or whatsoever
Want to be different? Simple: don’t do anything. You see, most people would have some fancy casing for their phone—it serves to create an identity for your phone. A bare phone doesn’t show any identity: it shows that you’re confident in your own skin. Isn’t that cool? And if a girl asks, you know what to say (don’t admit that you’ve got no cash to buy a casing!).

Have a phone with countless images of you in various countries
Of course, don’t save images from Google and claim that you’ve been there: it doesn’t work. If you really want to show off, but don’t want to use Facebook so as to appear less narcissistic, then just tell her you want to show her an image of a cute cat, and scroll through your images. Then explain the story behind each image. Going on multiple trips could only mean one thing: you’re well-travelled, adventurous and most importantly, rich. Of course, if you’re a Singaporean, don’t go show her images of you in JB, Malacca or KL lah, although technically it’s still overseas.

Have apps that are just so “oh-my-God-that’s-so-cool”
Do you know that there are apps that can measure your heartbeat with just your camera? Yeah, while it’s not exactly 100% accurate, it’s a good conversation-starter, and also make you look like someone who is always looking for fun things!

Use Google voice control or Siri
Be a Captain Kirk or Captain Picard: Why tap on your app when you can just command your phone? You’ll be surprised to know that voice activation is easier than you can imagine. Try it, and once you’ve got the girl, thank me.

Have a phone that impresses
I’m using the thinnest phone in the world, an Oppo R5, so hopefully it’ll impress the girls. Remember days when people took out their “brick” phone and placed it on the table, just so to tell the world that he  was cool? Nowadays, everyone has a phone, so you need a phone that is cool instead of just a phone. If your phone has anything impressive, show it! After all, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.



The Oppo R5 was sponsored by Oppo for Low Kay Hwa. However, all articles are not influenced by the firm and are completely impartial. 

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