A while back, I penned an article, describing how the first 2 weeks of April will be both hot and wet at the same time.
Yeah, pretty bad news alright.
Thankfully, however, the worst has come to pass. Today’s the 17th of April, and as such we’ve no need to worry about the former half of April anymore.
Like finally, really, considering how pissed I was with the weather and all-
Boss: Hey, there’s a new update on weather.gov.sg.
Whoa, really? What’s the update?
Boss: YOU GO CHECK YOURSELF LA YOU CHEESEPIE, EXPECT YOUR BOSS TO DO THE WORK FOR YOU ISIT.
Forgive me, Boss! I’m just kidding-
Boss: Just kidding, the weatherman says that the latter half of April will be the same as the first. Cheers!
And as my lovely boss sauntered into his office with all the air and grace of a modern-day Prospero, I couldn’t help but feel deflated;
We have to go through all that shit for another two weeks?