Are you dreaming of hotpot you have trouble sleeping?
Did our previous hotpot recommendation ruin your dieting?
Specifically, are you thinking of Mala?
Fret not; just brush your teeth and you can get hotpot flavours in your mouth, allowing you to sleep soundly, lulled by the soothing spice of Mala.
Leng Suan Ling (冷酸灵), a Chinese toothpaste company, has created this limited-edition Mala toothpaste together with hotpot chain Xiao Long Kan (小龙坎).
And it comes in 3 different spice levels:
- 标准中度辣 Standard Medium Spicy
- 川渝微微辣 Chuanyu Mild Spicy
- 传闻变态辣 Legendary Hentai Spicy
Wah, this writer dunno how to arrange. Mix up spice level and put medium before mild.
Wrong. Standard Medium Spicy is the China national standard for “Medium Spicy”. Chuanyu Mild Spicy is the “Mild Spicy” for 川渝老火锅 or Chuanyu Steamboat, a Chongqing brand, and even spicier.
Legendary Hentai Spicy is probably as the name goes. Only Hentai (Japanese for pervert or abnormal people) will go for that.
It sold out with good reviews
3,957 sets were sold during the first three days on 9 May, and now all 4,000 sets were completely sold.
Unless this is one of those Chinese things where anything below 100% is a failure, it appears that users are happy with the product, receiving an average of 4.9/5 stars.