That’s what I’m singing to myself now.
I’ve had a pretty 暧昧 relationship with my childhood crush Rainie Yang for a long time now.
I mean, who hasn’t?
On my part, I’ve listened to her songs and bought her albums ever since I was a primary school kid until I was an adult.
On her part… well, she may or may not know of my existence. I once screamed her name really loud at a fan meet.
For the slightly older folks, they might remember her as the host for GuessX3 together with Jacky Wu and Ah Ya.
They, too, have often thought of marrying her.
But today, I woke up to tragic news.
Rainie Yang Is Getting Married
What? Isn’t that good news?
No. My 暧昧 partner is getting married. Be right back, let me bawl my eyes out.
*sniff sniff* Alright, I’m back *sniff sniff*
It all happened when Rainie Yang was out on a yacht with her
fake boyfriend Li RongHao, who’s also a singer himself.
Translation: This man celebrates his 34th birthday today. Happy Birthday @LiRongHao
Pfft. Not romantic at all. I’m not jealous. You’re jealous.
Just when everyone thought it was just another date on a yacht for them, Li RongHao broke the news on his Weibo.
Translation: Today is my 34th birthday, and also my wedding proposal anniversary. Thank you for saying yes @YangChengLing
Li Rong Hao then also posted it on his Instagram account to
rub it in my face celebrate his happy moment.