9 thoughts only a girl who is obsessed with food can understand

Last Updated on 2016-05-20 , 10:39 am

Everyone loves food, but for me, I feel that the relationship I have with food triumphs more than love. In fact, food is life. But food also comes ladened with late-night bad decisions, calories and lots of regrets especially when I have to fit into my newly bought dress and realise that I should have sized up to fit my appetite. If all these thoughts constantly pop into your mind, well, welcome to the club.

The “But if I have this will I be able to fit into my newly bought dress?”
“I just got a new dress from XYZ but I am in-between sizes, so if I eat this, I am not going to look horrible in the dress. But then again, if I don’t eat this, I am going to keep thinking about this char siew bao for the rest of the day.” #truestory #halp

Heck it, eat first and think later.
“How about I eat this char siew bao and eat lesser for dinner? Hmm, okay, good idea.”

What diet? 可以吃的吗？ 
“Oh my god we are having Korena BBQ for dinner? OK COUNT ME IN, MY DIET CAN WAIT FOR ANOTHER DAY.”

Is it time for breakfast/lunch/dinner yet?
And that is also the only thing you look forward to in the entire day. Even before having lunch, you are already planning on what you are having for dinner, and it has to be better than lunch.

I’m hungry
All day, every day regardless of what time it is. You will not be surprised to find your stomach growling in the middle of the night and you’re often too used to it to even care. Rather, your loved ones or other halves are too used to it to even care.

We think that the phrase “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” is bullshit
As Jennifer Lawrence once said, there are A LOT of things that can taste better than skinny feels and we hate anyone who shoves that phrase in our faces. Pizzas, for one, can already kick that statement in its ass.

We plan our travel itinerary based on what we want to eat 
Rather than only having 3 meals a day, we will be jam-packing our travel itineraries with cafes to revisit, renowned restaurants to try and that’s not even including those places that we are planning to go for supper.

We always know the best places to eat or curb your cravings
You can always count on us to bring you to the best places to curb your cravings as we already have a list of places to go in our pockets. I mean, what else are we best at since we are almost always eating.

Getting judged for eating too much
Yeah, the fear of getting judged is always there but we are masters in eating to the point that we don’t really care anymore. Just judge us for all we care!

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