Last Updated on 2017-05-20 , 3:00 pm

How would you feel if one day, your partner decided to get up and leave you? Not only does he/she leave you, he/she was cheating on you.

Won’t you feel super furious? Would you instantly turn into the Hulk and mega sweep the top of her vanity table and smash everything? Or cut up every piece of his clothes?

One such husband experienced just that but he vented his anger in another way. After his now ex-wife decided to leave him for her lover, he decided to take revenge by selling ALL of her stuff on Ebay. His descriptions for the advertisements were written angrily but left many potential buyers feeling amused.

One of the advertisements included huge piles of female apparels stacked on top of a bed and others sprawled all over the floor.

He captioned the advertisement by describing the sale items as ‘complete job lot of possessions belonging to my cheating whore of an ex-wife. I really do not care’. The post attracted many buyers and has now gained a bid of £185.

In another advert, he took pictures of a convertible Smart car and said that it previously belonged to his ex-wife which he bought for her but she didn’t like.

The vehicle currently has a bid of £1,400 and is till rising. His description for the convertible was “Welcome to my eBay listing for this absolute disgrace of a car, which is the only thing of any value I have left after my darling ex left me in ruins.”

“This ridiculous piece of German engineered campness would ideally suit any hairdresser/florist or person with little or no dignity.”

“I hate this car nearly as much as I hate my ex who I bought it for, and to be honest, she didn’t like it that much either so she took my car in the split.”

The sale of the vehicle was titled “piece of excrement”. He added to say that he is 6’4 and 32 stone, therefore opting out of owning the vehicle as apparently he “looks like Donkey Kong from Mario Kart”.

However, the post has since been taken down and we’re not sure if it has been sold. He also mentioned that his ex-wife left him for her personal trainer who looks like Beppe di Marco from EastEnders.

But it’s not Beppe! It just looks like Beppe. The anonymous seller said that this action of selling and sort of ranting is cathartic and encourages his buyers to purchase the products to help fund his healing process which included Scotch and hookers. He said, ‘It will help me move on with my life and help rid me of the memories and destruction this evil, cheating s**g has so kindly bestowed me with’.

He said that his plans for the rest of the stuff that belonged to his ex-wife would either be sold or burnt and he would use the money to have a huge party to hire prostitutes “for a weekend of madness in their marital home, and buy enough whisky to “drink himself into a coma” to help him forget the woman who broke his heart.

Many thoughtful people have proceeded to leave various positive comments of encouragement with one guy even offering to mail him a bottle of Scotch.  

Other curious viewers have asked him for a picture of his ex-wife in which he posted online but censored their faces. So here’s another one for you kaypoh readers.

Here’s hoping that he would feel better in time and won’t drink himself into a coma. With such a sense of humour, he’ll definitely find someone in no time who’ll enjoy his presence that’s worth his time and love.

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This article was first published on goodyfeed.com