Last Updated on 2018-09-21 , 2:11 pm

The sky is blue; Steven Lim has a six-pack; chicken wings are gifts from the Gawds.

And indeed, I’ve no idea where I would have been without those damn chicken wings. Juicy, crispy and mouth-watering, I’ll take them over durian any damn day.

But if you thought chicken wings are perfect enough already…

You’re wrong.

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Because somewhere, in a corner of this forsaken world… lies a bedrock of amazing chicken wings that are just begging to be devoured. Curious what they are? Well, I’m talking of course, about…

Stuffed chicken wings.

Stuffed, boneless chicken wings

Does StuffedWing ring a bell?

No?

Well, prepare some notebooks, because you’re gonna want to memorise every single aspect of them after I’m done.

Long story short, StuffedWing, a boneless chicken wing joint, offers a variety of tantalising flavours that’ll make your chicken wing experience a brand new one. With meticulous preparation methods for their boneless chicken wings…

And novel flavours such as…

Salted Egg Prawn…

Nonya Curry…

Nasi Lemak…

Mac & Cheese…

And their own signature flavour…

The original…

You can’t help but wonder why they’re not world-renowned, when they clearly have the ingredients to do so.

Now I’m not your over-the-top food critic, but even I can tell that these delicacies are gonna sprout literal foodgasms in your mouth.

Like… salted egg prawn? Mac & Cheese? All of that good shit in an honest to goodness boneless chicken wing?

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

But of course…

We’ve yet to actually try it for ourselves, so I can’t guarantee it will taste as nice as its concept suggests.

And to be fair, some spanking good ideas did fall flat on their faces before. Remember McDonald’s Salted Egg burger rendition? Or their Ha Ha Cheong Gai burger? Yeah.

But hey, we’re not focusing on the failures, because McDonald’s did also give us beauties like the McSpicy, Rendang Sedap Beef burger and the Nasi Lemak burger. As such, we choose to believe that StuffedWings offer fare that taste as good as they sound too.

On a related note, it would be ideal if we get to try it for ourselves, so that we can give our readers an authentic, full-fledged review (wink wink).

But hey, I guess it’s up to our boss’ volition in the end.

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So what are you waiting for?

Get your ass down to StuffedWings today, because goodness me; your ass needs it.

To date, the boneless chicken joint has opened only one outlet, but we predict that a second one will sprout out soon enough. Cos stuffed chicken wings only in the East? HELL NO. BRING THEM TO THE REST OF SINGAPORE YOU SONS OF WINGS.

Address: 4 Tampines Central 5 #04-27/28/29 Tampines Mall Singapore 529510
Opening hours: 11:00 a.m. – 9:00 p.m. (Mon to Sun)

Kudos, my good men and women…

I’ll see you guys there, even when I live in the other side of Singapore.

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