Last Updated on 2016-05-20 , 11:27 am
Being a boyfriend is many things thrown into one tag. It’s also a learn-as-you-go process. You learn how to do things around your bae, and she learns how to understand you too.
And then there’s the bit where you pick and choose your fights. Some fights are just better left aside, as you know you’re just not going to go anywhere with it.
These are 10 specific arguments that you guys need to take note of. You’re not going to win this, so don’t bother starting the fire up.
The Brutal “Being Honest” Fight
One of the trickiest questions you’re asked by her is if she’s put on weight. Anything relating to her booty, her junk and her invisible stretch marks needs to be covered up with white lie.
Never be honest about the fact that she might have put on some kilos. You wanna die or what?
Checking Out Another Chick
She just caught you looking at another girl. And her blood is already boiling. You know you’re doomed, so don’t fight back.
Any words you say can and will be used against you.
Let her know that you were just running your eyes across the mall/restaurant/wherever the heck you’re at. It just might work.
I Can’t Read Your Mind
She said she doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day. Just send her a bunch anyways. If you don’t, she’s just going to sulk around the house and ignore you.
So just bloody ignore what she says and sweep her off to dinner too!
Get to Know My Girlfriends Too
It’s tough trying to manage a conversation with five lively girls. But it matters to her. So just do it for two hours, and stop avoiding the topic when she brings it up.
Or face the ARGUMENT.
Nude Photos Alert
She’s just browsed your iCloud file and she found a couple of nude pics. She’s going all bat crazy on you right now.
It doesn’t matter that the pictures are from 5 years ago. Accept the firings and make up later.
Bros before Hoes
You’d rather spend the night out with your buddies in Clarke Quay than a quiet evening at home with her. Sit your ass down and stay this one time, if you can see she’s already near the boiling point.
Beyoncé’s Concert and Her
No, you don’t want to go and sing Single Ladies with her. It’ll piss her off if you tell her that. So just go ahead with it and make her happy instead.
Wishing Your Ex
We women hate your exes. It doesn’t matter if you think she’s nice and you would like to be friends with her. Ditch her from your life entirely, and don’t bother sending her birthday wishes.
Mainly because we can sniff it out from a mile away.
Please Tell Me You Love Me
She says I Love You, and you back it up with a Ditto Baby. You deserve a smack. Shame on you.
Flirty Facebook Comments
Drop one of these lines, and you’re dead meat. No words will be able to save you, so shut up and suck it up.
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