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10 Relatives Every Singaporean Can Relate To And Are Not Proud Of

2016-07-30 , 9:04 pm

I’m sure that many of us have horror stories from our relatives that we have gathered from every Chinese New Year or every nerve-wracking family gatherings. You might think that this isn’t true, but believe me, all our families are alike.

1.The extremely Kaypo ones that always ask the same questions every Chinese New Year

“Girl ah, where are you working at ah? Girl ah, when you getting boyfriend ah?” Just prepare a list of answers for them every Chinese New Year, photocopy it and distribute to everyone. Trust me, that will save you a lot of trouble.

2. The one who always remember you as the fat kid

Also the one who gave you the nickname “ah bui”. Even after losing 100000kgs later, you’ll still always be remembered as her ah bui.

3. The one who thinks she can cook damn well

She always has tons of recipes on hand, and always sharing the latest cooking tips and tricks with your mother. And your mother probably learned her cooking skills from her too. You have a love-hate relationship with her because part of the reason why you were called “ah bui” was because of her.

4. The one who always brags

She has a maid. Her son is studying Law at Harvard, her daughter is studying English Lit at Oxford and she has 10 LV bags stashed in her wardrobe. Oh yes, and her dog is probably a world-class scholar. Your move.

5. The one who always brags and make your mother push you harder

That’s your move.

6. The one who think she knows everything

She has everything to say in every conversation, and she also has the answer to everything. You can never ever say no to her because she is always right. Or she thinks she is.

7. The one who is always sick

In short, she’s a walking pharmacy. She always has a tissue in hand or a nasal stick up her nose.

8. The one who always disses you

She’s the one who always think you are not good enough. Who calls you things like “stupid” or “useless” and think she’s funny. In fact, she’s just finding an excuse to be mean.

9. The one who always focus on manners

The one who always brings you gifts and forces you to say please and thank you by saying things like “What must you sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?”

10. The human dustbin

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You can count on them to finish up any leftovers on the table. They are the most trustworthy people in the family, and they always have your back – well, at the dinner table, at least.

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