Last Updated on 2016-05-19 , 1:53 pm
How you put make up on can either make you, or break you. You could look like a Victoria Secret supermodel, or like the latest addition to the Zombie apocalypse. Here’s ten irritating shits that can happen to you if you’re not using to caking your face up.
Panda Eyes in the Shower
When you leave your make-up on overnight, and have your bath in the morning. And your mascara runs all over your face. Oops. Never again. Ever.
Towel Stains
How does this happen? Well, you wipe your face with a towel after cleansing (and not using a make-up remover). And the remnants of your foundation, lip liner, eye liner and the rest of your applications land on it. Where’s that bloody bottle of Vanish now?!
Lipstick Stains on Your Cup
And when you dread the fact that’d you need to retouch your lips ALL OVER AGAIN.
Your Dressing Table’s Been Taken Over
You used to have loads of space on it. Now, everything’s that girly and pretty has appeared and taken your table hostage.
Your New Travel Companion
You now find it hard to live sans make-up, and you’ve got your very own travel kit to doll yourself up at any given time.
New Money Saving Tricks
You feel proud over the fact that you didn’t spend $100 on that expensive bottle of liquid foundation, and went for a relatively good one that cost you half the price.
The New Make-Up Pro
What used to take 30 mins to get done on your face now takes half the time. Yay!
Make Up News is No Longer New to You
You’re so done with these excessive videos on Snapchat and the Gram on how to highlight your face, and how to use cellophane tape to get the perfect eyeshadow/lipstick application. I mean like, really, do I have to see this all over again?
Waking Up With Your Fake Eyelashes…
Stuck on your elbow, your collarbone and why, even your knees. Now that’s a freaky wake-up call.
Mascara and Sad Movies
You’re watching The Fault in Our Stars after a long day at work, and the scene that’s going to bust you into waterworks arrives. You cry like a baby, and reach for the tissue. Your tears run clear and black at the same time, and it takes you a moment to realize that it’s your mascara.
Sigh.
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