10 shits that people who have abnormally gigantic mouth would understand

Last Updated on 2016-05-19 , 1:37 pm

No, we’re not talking about having a big mouth physically . We’re talking about keeping secrets, or the inability to keep them. Some of us just don’t have the ability to keep secrets. It’s not that we don’t want to, it’s rather we cannot help ourselves from accidentally blurting it out.

It happens during the most unexpected of times. A passing comment, an innocent conversation, heck, sometimes we suspect that even our farts can reveal what we are thinking (time to write an article about this).

Here are 10 shits that only people who have abnormally gigantic mouth would understand.

We love talking
Yes, we’ll die if we don’t. It’s not that we can’t stand silence, no, we don’t speak for the sake of speaking. We feel the need to share with our friends of all the interesting things that are happening in our lives. As in, what’s the point of doing something interesting if there is no loved ones to share it with, right? Unfortunately, that can mean sharing a little too much sometimes.

We can’t lie
Like, we can’t even fabricate a story to tide over when the topic of conversation veers dangerously close to the forbidden place. We can’t keep a straight face and deny knowledge of something sensitive. We are an open book. Take note of that before deciding to scribble anything inside.

We panic when we hear stuff
That panic we get when you tell us your life story isn’t because we’re so into your life, but because we panic at the mere thought of having sensitive information given to us.

“Don’t tell anyone”
You might as well put a frantically struggling rat into the front of our underwear. Or stick a hairbrush up our ass. The sensations are similar.

Close friends
I swear they can read my mind. They just know. We don’t even know how they know.

Speaking
We make a huge conscious effort to think twice before we speak, sometimes thrice, even four times, five. But we still accidentally blurt something out anyway.

People know everything about you
Being big mouthed means everyone knows everything about you. And you hate that when you need to be mysterious sometimes, like when you’re playing poker. Everyone can see right through you. And that sucks.

People stop telling you stuff
You can’t blame them for it, but you can’t help but feel hurt when you eavesdrop and hear someone emphasize to never tell you something. Ouch.

Getting accused
They might accuse you openly, or they might be a little bitch and talk behind your back. Nevertheless, it sucks to be the first suspect whenever information leaks.

Your friends love you
Finally something good, your friends love how you never hide your feelings and intentions from them, and everyone loves an honest and truthful person!

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