Last Updated on 2016-05-19 , 1:42 pm
Have you ever wondered what your girlfriend secretly thinks of your gifts to her? If so, then you will probably be very surprised at their thoughts – it’s not the gushing and lovey-dovey stuff you are thinking of right now. Although they might seem super touched and happy, that’s not really what they are like inside. Sigh, girls are hard to please no matter what you do.
Until now you still don’t know my size?!
If you give her clothes, then please make sure that it fits her. If you give a size that’s too large, she will accuse you of thinking that she’s fat. If you give a size that’s too small, she will complain that you don’t even notice her presence.
Hmm… quite nice, but I don’t have the right shoes to go with it.
Also, when you pick out clothes for her, you must also memorise all the shoes she has in her closet. But if you try to be smart-aleck and buy her shoes too, then she will complain that it’s bad luck (The Chinese believe that giving shoes to someone means that you want to separate from the person).
Give me money for what? Do you think I’m together with you for your money?
The most practical thing you can give is money, yet that might be the biggest mistake you can make. Vouchers, cash, cheques – these are the things that just appear insincere.
You left the receipt in the bag. Are you trying to show off?
DO NOT EVER DO THIS. Even if your gift costs $1000. This is just plain careless. Do you want her to help you claim tax relief?
Fresh flowers are a waste of money, so expensive!
Since they will wilt, then doesn’t that symbolise something bad about your relationship?
Fake flowers are so… fake. Just like you, fake and insincere.
Cannot buy fresh flowers, also cannot buy fake flowers. Just don’t buy flowers. But then, her next thought would be that you are so damn unromantic.
Did you ask my close girlfriends for their opinions? Wow you are really close to them.
For the denser guys, this is a sarcastic warning. If you really want to give her a perfect gift, make sure you don’t give yourself away about how you decided on it.
I saw this on discount yesterday.
Even if you bought it at full-price a month ago, tough luck.
Wow, nice performance… So what do I do with the song you composed for me?
It’s a little awkward for her to just sit there and look at you while you perform, don’t you think? Also, it’s slightly narcissistic of you. Is it your gift or her gift?
You don’t even understand me.
If she likes skirts, don’t give her pants. If she likes Chanel, don’t give her Gucci. Simple as that. NOT!
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