10 valid and honest reasons why having a fat boyfriend is the best-est thing ever


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Last Updated on 2016-05-18 , 3:50 pm

There exists a certain stigma out there about dating chubby men because many assume that they aren’t boyfriend material. Well, today we’re going to tell you why dating someone fatter than the average Joe is the best thing ever.

The best cuddles
This is the most obvious advantage of a fat boyfriend. Sure, six packs and toned biceps are nice to gawk at. But when it comes down to cuddling, girls like some cushioning and there is no lack of it with him.

His tummy doubles up as a pillow
Not only can you save money on buying a pillow, it’s also the bounciest and warmest “pillow” you’ll ever have!

He is most likely a jolly person
Ever wondered why Santa is the happy person that he is? Because he’s chubby and comfortable in his own skin! Fat people are also known to be humourous and we all know that laughter is one of the most important factors in a lasting relationship.

Understands your weight gain
So what if you’ve gained a few kilograms? No matter what kind of guy–fat, skinny, muscular–you’re dating, make sure he’s not that shallow to pass judgment on you based on a little weight gain. Out of all the types, the fat guy will most likely be the one who fully understands and makes you feel better in no time.

He doesn’t judge your appearance
You can be totally comfortable and 100% yourself when you’re with him.

Extremely kissable cheeks
His chubby cheeks are just so adorable and makes you want to kiss them all day.

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Terrific lover
Does size really matter? Duh, of course it does! What we’re talking about here is belly size. Research has shown that men with bigger bellies tend to last longer in bed than their skinnier counterparts. Chubby men also have higher levels of estradiol, a female sex hormone in their bodies, which delays orgasms. Ladies, prepare yourself for a long night in the bedroom.

Better sense of security
You feel protected when he walks beside you simply because he’s bigger than everyone else.

Easy to identify in a crowd
Never worry about losing him in the crowd; he’ll stand out easily.

Free warm hugs all year long
Feeling cold? Don’t worry because you’ll have free hugs from a warm and cuddly “teddy bear” all year round.