Love it or hate it, field camp was probably one of the most memorable moments of your national service. It was a unique experience that brought out the quirkiest sides of your platoon mates. From the camo cream on your face, to the heavy helmet that you wear under the hot sun â thereâs just something about this equipment mix that does weird things to the human brain.
But in case youâve forgotten about the unique characters every NSF meets during field camp, here are some classifications that will jolt your nostalgia.
The Doraemon
This NSF has a way of sneaking tidbits into his SBO pouches â even though heâs not supposed to. Heâs probably the only guy during field camp whoâs munching on snacks that donât belong in the packet of approved combat rations. Itâs a blessing if youâre buddies with this guy.
Like the real Doraemon from the anime, heâll probably share his hidden stash of munchies when the commanders arenât looking. Every national service platoon needs a Doraemon, and if you are the Doraemon: thanks.
The Former Boy Scout
This guy is fully prepared for his national service field camp. In fact, heâs been preparing for NS since his secondary school days. Ever since he learned to tie his first knot during scouts camp, heâs been ready to take on whatever challenges the jungle throws at him.
Heâs so good at living the jungle life that even if you left him behind during field camp, no worries, heâll probably build a shelter until you rescue him. The best part about being his NSF buddy is that heâs always finding some way to make the jungle life bearable for you.
The Chiongsua One
Probably a Commando wannabe or just trying hard to get into OCS. Some find his enthusiasm for field camp activities inspiring, others just think heâs plain douche-y. Heâs that one guy who volunteers for almost everything and is competitive about it. Better yet, heâs one of the few guys who somehow still has the energy to cheer-on the platoon after a long route march.
If youâre his NSF buddy, your national service life will be a struggle between keeping with his high expectations and listening to other platoon mates gossip about him. A word of advice: donât get in his way.
The Hor Lan One
This is the one guy you DONâT WANT to have leading your navigation exercises during field camp. Even if you gave him a compass or a GPS, heâll somehow find a way to get himself lost. Hence, the title âHor Lanâ which is a Hokkien term bestowed upon an individual who is incapable of reading maps.
If you were a commander in your national service days, youâd remember paying careful attention to this guy, especially during roll calls. Lose sight of him and youâll spend hours trying to find him again!
The One Who Likes To Go Number 2
National service is a time when guys do some of the grossest things imaginable. One of them involves holding in their poop during field camp until they return to bunk. Reasons for this behaviour vary from insects to paranormal activity in the jungle. But thereâs always one NSF whoâs a little TOO comfortable with the jungle.
Heâs the one who goes number two like it was his home toilet. Not that thereâs anything wrong about clearing your bowels but this guy is just CHILL about all sanitary issues that go with taking a dump in the jungle. Either way, we salute you for not giving a poop about taking a poop in the jungle!
The Sleeping Beauty
Speaking about guys who get too comfortable with the jungle, thereâs another breed of NSF that are able to get some good shut-eye under all that sweaty gear. Youâll often catch these guys doing the deed while theyâre on sentry duty or whenever they get some break time. Sure, field camp makes you exhausted but itâs often difficult to doze off when youâre lying on solid ground â not to mention the fear of being called on for some exercise. How do they do it? No one knows. Itâs just another mystery of national service.
The Gong One
Itâs a known fact among NSFs that wearing a combat helmet reduces your IQ to cavemen levels. But for some guys, the effect of the helmet is simply too strong for their brains to handle! This often creates a state of âgongnessâ; also known as being utterly absent-minded. These are the same guys that commanders burst a nerve trying to get them to follow orders during field camp.
No matter what you tell the âgong oneâ, heâs just going to return a blank expression with a thousand-yard stare. He might even be the cause of certain field camp accidents. If youâre this guyâs national service buddy, do take good care of him.
The âMosquito Repellantâ
Most NSFs spray a good dose of mosquito repellant whenever they are out on field camp. Mosquitoes can be pretty ruthless, especially when they come in a swarm. But some guys take it a step further. They spray mosquito repellant all over themselves like an insecure teenage boy with Adidas cologne. You might even be safe from mosquitoes just by standing beside them! But whatever you do, donât smoke anywhere near them unless you want to set them ablaze.
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The Joker
Every national service platoon needs a joker. Heâs the only guy that can make you forget that youâre in a field camp, albeit temporarily. Conversations with him revolve around funny jokes and gossip about other NSF platoon mates and commanders. He may even try to get a laugh out of you by doing pranks or something incredibly silly. Whatever the case, we owe the platoon joker for making the field camp experience a lot more bearable and memorable.
The Overly Optimistic One
This is the guy you wouldnât actually mind going to war with. Rain or shine, nothing seems to break his positive outlook. Even when the jungle heat gets to him, he doesnât turn to whining but instead delights himself in conversation with platoon mates. Some even turn to him as a leadership figure even if he isnât a NSF commander.
Platoon mates just trust him and view him as someone they strive to be. Sadly, these guys are hard to come by in national service. But when you do find them in your platoon, itâs probably a good idea to be friends with them.
The Overly Pessimistic One
The average field camp experience is enough to make any NSF a little pessimistic about their situation. Sometimes itâs bad enough that simple pleasures like a cold drink feels like a huge relief. But thereâs always one guy who manages to see the dark side of everything â and we mean EVERYTHING.
If youâre his national service buddy, youâll probably spend most of your time trying to cheer him up or listen to him whine about how bad field camp is. If this is you, please know that youâre not alone and your platoon mates are just as tired as you are.
The Not Sick Enough To Keng One
These poor guys. They tried to escape from field camp by getting an MC but werenât deemed sick enough to be excused. Hence, they become the Supply Sergeantâs little elves.
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From carrying stores to delivering rations, these guys spend the next few days of field camp hating on the doctor who wouldnât let them rest in bunk. But if thereâs any form of relief, at least they donât have to wear camo cream on their face.
The âRomeoâ
Poor guy just misses his girlfriend. You can always find him sneaking a few texts to his bae whenever itâs break time. But you have to give him credit, heâs one of the few NSF who hasnât been through the famous âNS break-upâ yet.
Maybe itâs the fear thatâs driving him to text so much. Either way, we recommend getting him a good power bankfor his national service. With all that texting, his phone wonât last for more than 2 days in field camp!
Still serving your national service?
Contrary to popular belief, national service IS a long term commitment â letâs not forget the 10 reservist ICTs that youâll have to attend. Since youâre in the thick of it, you might as well get comfortable with some must-have accessories that will make your NS journey a lot better!
Oh! And if youâre one of the unfortunate guys always working in a red zone, do check out our guide on non-camera smartphones! Trust us, itâs a lot better than having to head back to bunk or the phone locker to check out your texts!
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This article originally appeared on Shopee Singapore.
