Last Updated on 2020-01-19 , 8:24 pm
Competition is one thing.
Straight up ludicrousness is another.
And while I’m not exactly Mr Logical, even I can tell how weird this whole set-up is, which really speaks volumes about… well…
How nonsensical it all really is.
The ‘Happiest’ Woman Ever
15 Oct was a happy day. Or rather, a ‘happy’ day. And I’m not saying that because it was my pet dog’s birthday. Rather, it’s because…
Two men proposed to a woman at the same time.
That’s right, I’m not kidding. This really happened on the streets of Changzhou in Jiangsu, China.
But before I proceed, just a little backstory to fill you guys in.
One of the men, whose name goes by Xiao Yi, happens to be a blogger with over 380K followers on the video sharing platform, Kuaishou. And in a bid to outdo his rival once and for all, he apparently set up the whole thing and invited his rival along, with one core intention:
To see who’s able to win her heart. Or rather, able to win it.
And so fast forward to the actual event, and the both of them are all ready. Prepped in fancy clothes with bouquets of flowers that look more aesthetic than functional, the men can be seen kneeling down at the same time, proposing to one very ‘happy’ woman, Xiao Ai (in case you’re wondering, no I didn’t make the name up).
Things, however, soon took a sour turn. Xiao Yi (the one in the suit), in an attempt to hoard her attention, took a megaphone and blasted five words to everyone in the vicinity.
“Xiao Ai, I love you,” he said, in the process drowning out his rival’s voice.
The other man, offended at the gesture, began attacking Xiao Yi angrily. And things soon developed into a scuffle, as the crowd echoed for them to stop.
You can watch the whole drama unfold here:
But wait
What about the most important question here…
The guy Xiao Ai picked in the end?
Well as it turns out, the result was quite an obvious one…
No one.
It seems that while the men were extravagantly prepped for the occasion, it wasn’t enough for the woman. And honestly…
Who can blame her?
Wait One More Second
Remember the Logan Paul vs KSI boxing match? According to my completely unreliable statistics, only 0.00218% of the population thinks that it’s a real feud between the two of them.
The other 99.99782% think it’s just a publicity stunt to get more views (and money for the match, of course).
So, is this yet another publicity stunt to bring in more views, since one of them is an influencer?
Botak man appears again.
Moral of the story: don’t believe everything you see on the Internet.
And name yourself Xiao Ai so many people would ai you.
Over in TikTok, there’s a drama involving property agents that’s caused by us. Here’s what happened:
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