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7 Things You Shouldn’t Say to Your Girlfriend Even if They’re True

2016-07-25 , 1:06 pm

Guys, if you’ve been in a relationship for long, you know what I’m talking about, right?

Yes, we know that in order for a relationship to be truly successful, you and your partner need to be 100% honest with each other.

I call bullshit; because the best kind of relationship is one that’s built on a balance of big, honest truths and small white lies.

If you ever want your relationship to be happy and long lasting, here are 8 things you can never say to your girlfriend. Ever. Even if they’re true. Especially if they’re true.

Or that’s going to happen to you. Ouch.

How much did you spend?

Yes, I get it. You don’t want her to overspend and wish she’ll make use of her money more productively. But you know what’s going through her mind? It’s not your money anyway, why the heck do you want to know. And if you do that often, she’s going to think of you as that over-controlling ex who wouldn’t let her breathe. Yup, that’s how the story came about.

Are you done?

According to the female writers in our office, they’re already trying their best to make things fast, and you’re not helping by rushing her because it shows you’re unappreciative of her efforts (to rush) for you. But I get you. There’s only so much 5 more minutes you can take before you go bonkers.

Maybe you should go for a run.

Are you saying I’m fat?! Note that this goes for any other variations: You look a little…lumpy. Shall we go to the gym this weekend? It’ll all end up the same way: sad and painful.

Can you faster take?

This applies to guys whose girlfriends have two worlds: one where she’s with you and one where she’s forever broadcasting about her food adventures and #OOTDs to her loyal fans. If she has to choose between you, one person, or her fans, all 54,000 of them; chances are you’ll lose. Badly.

I thought you have that one already?

Never. ever second guess her shopping choices. A blue dress is not just a blue dress. Yeah, I don’t get it too, but just live with it because she’s worth more than a blue dress anyway. If you continue doing this, chances are she’s going to do the same thing to you when you’re buying your favourite game.

Didn’t you already eat dinner?

That’s another way of telling her to stop eating. No matter whether you’re really asking an innocent question, or you’re trying to hint about her recent growth in size, she’s going to take it badly.

Yup, this happens.

Everything.

Because depending on their mood, everything you say can be used against you. Even I love you. They’ll think you’re saying it just to get out of trouble. And you can be sure that five years down the road, she’ll still bring it out whenever she wants to argue with you.

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