It’s becoming more and more apparent that men like their women… young. To support my hypothesis, I present the late Huge Hefner, who has probably planted his seed all over the world.
“But he’s just one guy,” you argue. “How can you determine that from just one guy?”
Well, they do say that all good things come in pairs. And so here’s the dibs:
Patrick Tse, who’s at a grand old age of 82, has just gotten back with his girlfriend.
Who has to be mentioned, is a cool 49 years younger than him.
Age is just a number
According to reports by Hong Kong media, Patrick Tse and his long-time girlfriend, Coco, have been spotted in each other’s company recently (and more frequently), which has led the paparazzi news outlets to speculate that they might be back together again.
To confirm their suspicions, reporters took it up to Patrick, who sang a rather different tune and expressed that they have never actually split up.
“When did we ever fight? We are all friends, there are no breakups, we have always been good friends,” he said.
But perhaps this is no real surprise, seeing how Patrick had spoken about his singleton status back in July, expressing that it was “dull” and “even worse than death”.
“I was just telling my relatives and friends, it really feels depressing,” he had said.
“I’m really happy that there are jobs knocking on my door because it feels like I’m serving time in jail [when I have nothing to do].”
Going public
For those unaware, Patrick Tse went public about his relationship with Coco all the way back in 2005, when Patrick was 69 and Coco 20.
Unsurprisingly, the news was met with lots of fanfare (not all positive), seeing how Coco was just a speck of dust in this galaxy when Patrick was busy producing his firstborn Nicholas.
But like everything else, it all kind of settled in, or at least until the matter resurfaced in July this year when the pair announced their split after 13 years.
Incidentally, Patrick once said that he does not intend to get married again, attributing the decision to his two previous failed marriages. Kind of a bummer, really, seeing how his girlfriend’s not exactly too old to don a gown.
Before Coco walked into his life, he had been married to Deborah Lee and Zhen Zhen. He has two children, Nicholas and Jennifer, with his first wife.
So what’re you waiting for?
If you like them young, well, here’s the good thing:
You can.
But of course, like everything else you gotta obey the rules:
- They must be at least 18, and not still in their pampers
- They must be willing to get together with you, who’s probably old enough to pass off as her dad
As long as you fulfil the two criteria above, I’m guessing you should be just fine. As Patrick Tse would probably put it:
“You don’t have to be a Tse to pull off a Tse!”
But anyways, true love does exist.
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