Halloween costumes do not have to be scary. Sometimes the person waddling into the party dressed as an absurdly muscular chicken is far more memorable than the 15th vampire of the night. If your Halloween plans in Singapore involve getting laughs rather than screams, these seven wonderfully ridiculous costumes should do the job.
1. Inflatable Muscle Chicken Costume
A regular chicken costume would already be fairly silly, but this one apparently decided to hit the gym. The inflatable outfit turns its wearer into an enormous orange rooster with an exaggerated muscular torso, complete with a six-pack that most humans would need considerably more effort to acquire. The oversized body, long neck and tiny human legs sticking out underneath make the proportions even funnier. It is the sort of costume that needs almost no explanation when you arrive at a Halloween party, although squeezing your newly acquired poultry physique through a crowded Singapore bar could be an adventure.
Check out how much it costs:
https://s.shopee.sg/5AsxcMnlIN
2. Men’s Funny Toilet Bowl Costume
There are Halloween costumes designed to make you look cool, and then there is a giant roll of toilet paper. This listing offers three variations built around bathroom humour, including the wonderfully undignified toilet-paper look pictured alongside a toilet brush and poop costume. The toilet-paper version wraps around the body while leaving your head, arms and legs exposed, so you can still walk around and socialise while dressed as something normally found beside the loo. If your Halloween philosophy is that dignity is optional, you have found your costume.
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https://s.shopee.sg/7KxSCMK4c6
3. Men’s Muscle Suit Costume
Forgot to spend the preceding 12 months preparing your Halloween body? No problem. This long-sleeved muscle shirt provides an instant set of comically oversized arms, pecs and abdominal muscles, with the listing offering two variations. Unlike a full mascot outfit, your head and lower body remain uncovered, which also gives you plenty of freedom to build the rest of the costume around it. Pair it with ordinary trousers for the particularly funny effect of someone who seemingly does 500 bicep curls every morning but has never heard of leg day.
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https://s.shopee.sg/8KpzOD7gKe
4. Halloween Cockroach Cosplay Costume
Forget zombies. For many Singaporeans, the creature capable of causing genuine terror is a cockroach that suddenly decides it can fly. This brown cockroach costume recreates the insect with long antennae, multiple legs and a full body covering, while leaving the wearer’s face visible. The listing has adult and children’s variations, which opens up the frankly horrifying possibility of an entire cockroach family turning up together. It is funny, immediately recognisable and probably the only Halloween costume that becomes scarier when someone shouts, “Eh, it can fly!”
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https://s.shopee.sg/9fLMyftg4H
5. Funny Kangaroo Inflatable Costume
This inflatable kangaroo costume uses the classic ride-on illusion, making it look as though a cartoon kangaroo is carrying you around rather than you simply wearing an oversized inflatable suit. That makes it particularly effective in photos because the strange proportions do most of the comedy for you. Shopee’s listing describes it as an inflatable cartoon walking-doll costume intended for Halloween, cosplay and performances. It is certainly more cumbersome than putting on a witch’s hat, but nobody has ever become the centre of a Halloween group photo by putting on a witch’s hat.
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https://s.shopee.sg/9KiWa4hLLl
6. Inflatable Dinosaur T-Rex Jumpsuit
The inflatable T-Rex is practically a modern costume classic, and the joke somehow survives every time somebody wearing one attempts an ordinary human activity with those tiny dinosaur arms. This full-body version recreates the familiar brown T-Rex with an enormous head, tail and hilariously undersized forelimbs. The listing offers both kids’ and adult variations and shows that an air pump is included, so you get the properly rounded dinosaur silhouette rather than having to spend Halloween manually puffing up a prehistoric reptile.
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https://s.shopee.sg/6fhlPBc2IC
7. Inflatable Sausage-Dog Costume
This might be the costume for friends or couples who have already reached the stage where personal space is merely a suggestion. The inflatable dachshund is designed for two adults, with one person becoming the front half and the other occupying the rear, creating one extremely long sausage dog. The exact listing includes an electric fan and specifically notes that batteries are not included, so remember those before heading out. Coordinating turns and doorways with another human being attached to your inflatable dog is also likely to provide half the evening’s entertainment.
Check out how much it costs:
https://s.shopee.sg/4qG7DsQlNA
