Once upon a time, an old man asked me a question:
“If you had to choose between free-flow wagyu beef for the rest of your life, or your family members, which would you go for?”
Well, the choice was obvious. And so I went for what everyone else would have selected.
“Zhi Hao, it’s time for prayers.”
I looked up. My best friend Morata was there.
“Yeah, coming,” I said with a tear in my eye, sumptuous wagyu beef in my mouth.
I never looked back.
But yeah, I really love wagyu beef.
And so you can only imagine my happiness when I saw this poster:
A giant wagyu beef patty?
Bakerzin might be pretty renowned for its eye-candy desserts, but I would imagine that soon enough…
You’re gonna remember it for its burgers instead.
For ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Bakerzin has done us all a huge favour…
With its invention of the Burgernator.
Lest you’re wondering, let me break it down to you.
Simply put, you get to pick from three delectable options…
- Foie Gras in a Chicken Patty ($80)
- Wagyu Beef Patty ($88)
- Double Combo, with one chicken and one beef patty ($98)
To accompany Bakerzin freshly baked artisan burger, as well as the old staple crispy greens and delish dressing.
And that’s not all either; each set is served with Chicken Nuggets, Fried Calamari, Waffles Fries, as well as glasses of Iced Lemon Tea and Dessert Parfaits!
Now is that perfect or what?
So what’re you waiting for?
The Burgernator might be introduced as this ginormous, family burger you’re supposed to enjoy with four or more people, but let’s face it;
You know you’re more than capable of soloing it too.
So if you’re incapable of getting enough party members to help you raid that Burgernator, you can always consider going at it alone. After all, like all games teach you;
Soloing guarantees the most rewards.
Or the most calories and success of hypertension anyway. But hey, be like Matt Stonie and just not give a flying ****
Incidentally, the Burgernator’s available at Bakerzin 18 Tai Seng and United Square from Fridays to Sundays and Public Holidays. Take note that promotion is valid for only a limited period of time.
See you there. 🙂
“Hey,” Morata asked. “I thought you got free flow wagyu beef? Why would you go for the burger?”
I looked at him.
“You really think I’ll sell out my family for wagyu beef?”
He hesitated. “But what about the prayers-”
I brandished a piece of paper in his face. He coughed, before reading it out loud.
“Why must you read it out loud?” I questioned.
“It’s for the viewers,” he smiled, before going: “One like one prayer for this poor cat that has not eaten in two hours and is literally starving right now if you don’t offer a prayer you’re worse than a human being you’re gonna die in 24 hours you’re gonna lose your wife no more wagyu beef ever xoxo…”
He trailed off. “It’s just the last part right?”
I munched on my last morsel of wagyu beef as I grinned at him.
“You know me so well.”
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