Bobo S’pore Driver Spent 3 Mins Reversing Out of an Empty Car Park

According to the unofficial Singlish-o-pedia, the term Bobo commonly refers to someone who seems inept at a particular task or action, whether it’s down to a lack of practice or aptitude. Case in point: your fellow soldiers who nearly gunned down the safety officer.

But once in a while, there comes an ultra-evolved form of the bobo, called the Ultra Bobo. These mysterious entities walk the earth surreptitiously, looking and speaking like the normal humans of Earth, but thinking and behaving like extra-terrestrial personnel from Uranus. Or in other words, they think not from their head…

But from their asses.

However, these entities are rare and take great care not to exhibit such behaviour (like yours truly) in front of strangers. But once in a while, they slip up.

And it’s clear for all to see.

Meet Ultra Bobo driver

The ultra-evolved version of Bobo Chan (fake name, please don’t sue me).

On the highway he might be a fail-safe driver, looking like your typical seven-seater driver with a license.

But in private (or at least that’s what he thought), the power of the Bobo shines, glitters and most importantly shines like that annoying firefly that refuses to get out of your face.

Unfortunately, no number of words could possibly express this phenomenon, and as such I shall just allow you guys to judge for yourselves.

But before you proceed, take note that

1. The video is three minutes long.
2. You’re better off staring at a blank wall.
3. Because at least number 2 wouldn’t piss you off.

Still here? Still raring to go? Well…

You’ve been warned.

Seen it? Lasted through all three minutes? Still relatively calm with a normal heart rate and all?

Grats you’ve successfully cleared the Ironman challenge.

Tony Stark would be proud.

Although really…

How did he pass his driving test?????????????

Netizens react

The video, that was posted on 25 October, has since garnered over 630K views & 7.4K shares.

Oh, and 1.2K comments too. Which as you might’ve guessed…

Weren’t too kind.

In fact, it got to a point where Netizens smelled a conspiracy.

Though the ‘Hahahahaha’ kind of takes away from it.

Moral of the story

Pass your driving test with flying colours.

And take care not to reverse too often while in an HDB block.

Because you never know when a smartphone will be out of its window, secretly and perpetually filming you.

And of course, don’t screw up so badly, because if the owner of the blue vehicle isn’t going to sue him/her…

Their driving instructor would.

And the moral of the story?

Make sure you always have an in-car camera. The blue van is going to cry if he doesn’t have it (though he can always use this video to do his insurance claims, but there’s no car plate number anywhere…)