Cat Put On Drip After Mating With 5 Females In One Night

Hello, dear reader, and welcome to another episode of Weird News That No One Needs to Know.

In today’s episode, we have an insatiable cat with a sexual appetite never before seen in the cat world.

A feline playa from the Himalayas, you could say.

A Casanova from Ibiza.

A ladies’ man from Japan (Russia, actually)

Basically, what I’m saying is, this cat likes to f***.

Cat Put On Drip After Mating With 5 Females In One Night

In China, one Russian cat named Xiaopi had the night of his life when he mated with five cats in one night.

Xiaopi was left at a cat hotel by his owner, Mr Zhao. It was at this cat hotel where he got it on like a wanton with five different felines.

Yes, FIVE.

The furry sex machine had to be put on a glucose drip because he was so drained from the intimate encounters.

Now, that, is the face of pure orgasmic bliss.

Instead of blaming his cat, Mr Zhao questioned the staff of the cat hotel for letting Xiaopi roam freely around the hotel.

He was also surprised at the reaction of the staff to his cat’s behaviour.

“The pet hotel had the nerve to be upset with me, saying some of the cat owners weren’t planning on having kittens. They wanted me to explain the situation to all the other owners” he added.

“My f*****g cat is now exhausted and on a glucose drip – and this is my fault?” he added.

It’s hard not to laugh till your lungs collapse at the image of a man upset because his cat had too much sex.

However, Mr Zhao said the hotel later apologised, and offered to pay for the drip treatment and compensate the owners of any cats Xiaopi may have impregnated.