W: Eh, can I write something for Don’t Say Bojio today instead of writing about trolley, too much sleep or the lack of it?
BH: Why arrr?
W: Cos Singaporean kiasu what, sure read for lobangs one. I also kiasu Singaporean, want to get more views leh.
BH: Ok lah, I have one in mind for you-
W: Song lah.
BH: Eh, how you know?
W: Know what sia?
BH: That I’m going to ask you to write about Song lah.
W: Huh?
Worth your 1 minute, sumpah
Song Song Ji Ki Gu
I swear that the conversation above took place this morning at 8:41 a.m., except that work only starts at 9:00 a.m.
Even if I lied about the conversation, I’m going to now share with you an honest-to-goodness, earth-shattering and unbelievable deal.
If you smell something fishy here, you bet it is.
Song Fish Christmas Warehouse Sale
We know that Christmas is just around the corner and that usually includes feasting.
Other than the usual turkey and beef, why not include some seafood lest our aquatic friends feel left out?
This Christmas, Song Fish Dealer will be holding their Song Fish Christmas Warehouse Sale from 20th to 24th December at their Headquarters.
Just take a look at their video:
If moving images are not your thing, how about some retro static images?
If my memory serves me right, 50% according to my primary school mathematics teacher is fifty percent.
What. That’s like half-price, no?
What about lobsters that work out to be about only about $8.45, courtesy of A+ mathematics from the folks at Song?
Not to mention a whole assortment of other aquatic lifeforms to choose from ranging from cod to mussels and some….edamame?
Seafood has never tasted so good (because anything cheap is goody).
Here are the details before you swim over to Fishery Port
Dates: 20/12/18 – 24/1218
Time: 9 AM – 5:30 PM
Address: 19 Fishery Port Road, S619736
To help you locate the place, here’s map…
…and the building that you should be looking out for:
Yes, it’s a rather ulu location, but fish don’t drop from sky in Singapore one, except in 1861, so what are you waiting for?
If you watch at least 10 minutes of brain rot content daily, you must know this:
Read Also:
- 7 People, Including a S’porean, Killed in 3-Vehicle Collision in M’sia
- Prosperity Burgers At McDonald’s From 26 Dec 2024, Free Cinnamoroll & My Melody Red Packets From 2 Jan 2025
- Polite & Well-Dressed Man Reportedly Asking for Money at Waterloo Street
- A Summary of Why Long Hair Was Once “Banned” for Guys in Singapore
- SingPost Fires Its Group CEO, Group CFO & Another High-Ranking Officer
- Everything About the New Mandai Rainforest Resort, Which Will Open in April 2025
Advertisements