Don’t Say Bojio: $1 LiHo, 1-for-1 Fish & Chips & Other Deals for HomeTeamNS Members

Zhi Hao

2019-01-07 , 11:53 am

It’s that day of the week again:

Monday.

And honestly, while the Monday Toh on my office level is hot af, this particular Monday…

Isn’t anywhere quite as hot.

And indeed, with it just being the first workday of a dreary five-day workweek, you can’t help but wonder;

How am I gonna get through the rest of the day, let alone the rest of the week?

“Relax, you young mofo. You’re saved.”

Wait, who’s that ~~pokemon~~?

“It’sa me, HometeamNS!”

… Who?

“Just shut your trap you snivelling weak coward who probably skimped out on his 24km route march like a lil’ pussy. I’m HomeTeamNS, the one who shall save your boring Monday blues.”

Hey watch your mouth I went for my 24-

“So anyway, folks. If you’re sick of Mondays (and life in general), do not be tempted to take the easy way out by stuffing yourself full of Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey ice-cream. Instead, roll in the new year with all these delicious treats, all courtesy of me!”

Treats? Well, why didn’t you tell me earlier?!

Amazing Treats… UPSIZE

Lest you’re unaware, HomeTeamNS has its own magazine called the Frontline magazine, where it offers promotions of Amazing Treatz to members every two months.

And to usher in the new year, the generous folks have dished out an upsize of their routine discount segment, called the Amazing Treats Upsize!

Running from 1 – 31 January, these promotions are a whole lot better than their usual counterparts…

And a whole lot more amazing for your wallets too.

Just check out these monstrous deals!

LiHo Tea at just $1? 1-for-1 burgers and Fish ‘n Chips?

You’ve got me hooked line and sinkers, my friend.

$0.50 curry puffs and 4 Cat & The Fiddle cheesecakes for the price of two? You kidding me?

Holy balls. What did we do to deserve such delicacies?

Free delicacies?

And there’s more.

With perhaps my favourite out of all the promotions centred down below:

Half the price to cry all you can at More Than Blue premieres? That sounds absolutely… dope.

And in case you’re wondering, there’s a lot more where it came from. You can check out all the mouthwatering deals here.

Note: JBL will also be conducting a giveaway on HomeTeamNS Facebook Page on 9 January 2019, so you might just win that JBL product you’ve always wanted!

So what you’re waiting for?

If you need a reason to glorify your 2019, it’s this.

So if you haven’t signed up for a HomeTeamNS membership, it might be high time to do so, considering all the perks, present and future! You can check out all the registration deets here.

And with that in mind, I shall go sign up myself, because let’s face it;

The only bad promotion is no promotion.

And oh, yes, you need to be someone who’s served in the Home Team or have a friend or relative who’s served in the Home Team. But come on; unless you’re an outcast who’s no friends, you’ll most likely know someone.

Don’t Say Bojio: $1 LiHo, 1-for-1 Fish & Chips & Other Deals for HomeTeamNS Members

Amazing Treats… UPSIZE

So what you’re waiting for?

If you watch at least 10 minutes of brain rot content daily, you must know this:

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