I‘ve always considered myself pretty contented with life, and really, what reason do I not have to be? I have a cool job, a cool girlfriend, a cool family, cool friends, ‘cool’ hair and cool butt.
What more could anyone possibly ask for?
Yet even so, despite my obvious content with what Mademoiselle Life has given me, I’ve just a slight peeve with it. Because for all the grandiose offerings it has endowed on me, it has not given me one thing:
Entry to the honest-to-goodness Fairprice Warehouse Club, which serves only members.
Yeah, kind of a bummer. But I’ve learnt to accept that life’s just not perfect-
“Hey check this out!” my editor screamed and threw a piece of paper in my face.
“What’s this shit?” I asked, ruffled, before reading it aloud:
“Don’t Say Bojio: FairPrice Warehouse Club Now Open To Members Of The Public (Until 1 Jan)”
I looked up, and as my editor smiled at me, I swear I could see his face becoming that of a certain Mademoiselle.
“Now are you satisfied, you bitch?” she asked.
No Membership Required!
For a long time, the Fairprice Warehouse Club has only opened its doors to members. But it seems that this Christmas, they’ve been enlightened by the big old daddy Santa himself because they’ve opened an extra door…
To all members of the public!
The Fairprice Warehouse Club
If you’ve visited the Fairprice Warehouse Club before, you’ll know that it’s a literal treasure trove:
It’s just filled with discounts.
And indeed, no words can describe the phenomenon that is the Fairprice Warehouse Club, so here’s a video that will do all the talking for me (okay, that means I lied in the first part of this article: I was in the Warehouse Club before, and this was an adv we did for them for their previous open house):
Training for Warehouse Club Open House
The Warehouse Club is having an Open House from now until 22 August 2018, and it’s open to public. Train for it because you’re going to carry lots of stuff back.
Posted by Goody Feed on Wednesday, 15 August 2018
Note: for the sake of your sanity please skip ahead to 0:35.
But if you need more clarification, here’s a rough gist of the magical land.
Unique products
Having gone to the Warehouse Club just once, I can testify:
It’s really big.
And it’s not just air like a bag of Lays chips either; this shit has everything. Do you want chocolate balls? You got it. Do you want cheeseballs? You got it. Do you want balls? You got… it…
And with multi-packs that provide a whole load of savings, it’s truly a gastronomic experience. For your wallet.
Plus, find special quality imports such as Kirkland Signature US, Carrefour France, Tesco UK, Cheesecake Factory US, Frosch Germany, and so much more stuff!
So what’re you waiting for?
They say time waits for no one.
Well, the Warehouse Club is definitely not waiting for you then.
So get your ass down while the iron’s hot, because we’re all about cool asses.
Opening hours:
9:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. (Mon – Sun)
Address:
1 Joo Koon Circle (next to Joo Koon MRT station), Level 3, Singapore 629117
Tel:
+65 6710 4584
You can visit http://www.warehouseclub.com.sg/ for more info!
Note: Free delivery applies for a minimum purchase of $500; A $30 delivery charge is applicable for purchases below $500.
Also note: Usual membership fee is $30 for 2 years (for NTUC Union members, FairPrice members & shareholders) and $50 for 2 years (Non-Union members).
And with that said…
I’ll see you there.
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