Don’t Say Bojio: LiHo Has 1-For-1 Da Hong Pao Milk Tea With Brown Sugar Pearls Till 8 Dec

It’s 4 December 2019, and ya know what that means.

“Erm, no I don’t.“

Nice try, ya little rascal.

“No, I really don’t.”

Quit pulling my leg already ya foul-mouthed donkey. Do ya think it’s funny?

“Look stop insulting me; I’m telling you I really have no idea.”

Today’s 4 December, it’s midweek. Are ya telling me that you’ve NO IDEA what occasion it is?

“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along-”

Well, that’s it ya little punk. My patience has run thin’ YA HEAR ME?! TAKE MY FALCON PUNCH.

“Ah stahp I’m scared PAPA, MAMA SAVE ME.”

“Don’t Say Bojio: LiHo Has 1-For-1 Da Hong Pao Milk Tea With Brown Sugar Pearls Till 8 Dec,” a bystander echoes. “Don’t Say Bojio: LiHo Has 1-For-1 Da Hong Pao Milk Tea With Brown Sugar Pearls Till 8 Dec.”

He looks over, coughs and walks away.

…

“…”

Ya heard that?’

“I heard that.”

…

“…”

What say we go for a drink bro?”

“Sure thing bro.”

Ya know I never meant any of that right ya little loveable cunt?

“Sure thing bro.”

ALRIGHT LET’S GO BRAH.

Don’t Say Bojio: LiHo Has 1-For-1 Da Hong Pao Milk Tea With Brown Sugar Pearls Till 8 Dec

If you’re a sucker for LiHo’s innovative vats of milk tea, well…

You’re in for a big red treat.

This December, local bubble tea chain LiHo has partnered up with Parkway Parade to present its early Christmas gift to the masses:

1-For-1 Da Hong Pao Milk Tea With Brown Sugar Peals, till 8 December.

And a fitting one too, considering how Da Hong Pao translates to ‘big red packet’ in Chinese.

Who’s gonna say no to an Ang Pow in the form of milk tea, really?

According to Parkway Parade’s Facebook page, the deal will be exclusive to LiHo’s Parkway Parade outlet, which is located at 01-69A.

And it’ll reportedly be available for the first 100 shoppers of the day.

Thus far, the deal has proved a major success, with the Facebook post in question garnering a neat 328 likes & reactions as well as 51 shares.

And So… What’re You Waiting For?

Time waits for no one.

And this deal is definitely not waiting for you.

So head on down to Parkway Parade from now until 8 Dec…

And get the ‘Big Red Packet’ you so rightly deserve 🙂

Deal: 1-For-1 Da Hong Pao Milk Tea + Brown Sugar Pearl (L), $4.90
Location: Parkway Parade, 80 Marine Parade Rd, Singapore 449269
Terms & Conditions: First 100 shoppers daily
Date: Now till 8 Dec

And with that in mind…

I shall see you there. 🙂