This end July, prepare yourself because Starbucks Singapore has something so big, so aesthetic and so shiok you’re probably gonna shit your pants.

No, not in excitement, but because you’ve been controlling that constipation for a couple of days now.

ANYWAYS, back to the original topic:

Introducing Starbuck’s latest monster creation…

The SHIOK-AH-CCINO.

Formulated from a unique blend of brown sugar jelly, coconut rose blend and fluffy whipped cream, this is one drink that’s really everything its namesake promises:

SHIOK.

PLUS, just look at the aesthetics. I might be no Instagram expert, but you can tell that babe’s gonna pull in the likes for you just fine. #honeypottingatitsfinest

PLUS PLUS, grab a Venti-sized Shio-ah-ccino, and stand to receive a Shiok Drink Bag!

How shiok can it possibly get?

Take note, however, that it’s while stocks last.

The bag, I mean. Not the drink.

On the next episode of Netizens taste random shit for us

Honestly we’ve yet to taste the drink for ourselves (failed to steal our boss’s credit card), so we’ve absolutely no idea whether it tastes shiok or like cockroach milk infused with durian spikes.

But if the friendly Netizens over at Starbuck’s Facebook page are to be trusted… it’s apparently pretty yummy…

And it supposedly tastes something similar to Bandung.

Which I’m sure Bandung lovers would surely appreciate.

But being true blue Singaporeans, one thing draws our attention like bees are to nectar.

Free stuff anyone.

Also, this drew my attention.

May I have Conventional Drink Name That’s So Atas It’s More Atas than Atas please?

Other things of note

In light of the upcoming National Day event, Starbucks Singapore has also released a line of cakes that just seem to gnaw at our self-imposed diet plans.

Feast your eyes (and teeth) on the #OrhOrh KIT KAT® Chocolate Cake, #TokKong NESTUM® Cake & #SedapLah Pandan Gula Melaka Cake, all treats that’ll surely get your sweet tooth all riled up.

Also, pie lovers would surely dig the coffee baron’s latest creations: the #MaiHum Chicken Laksa Pie and the #HiamAh Devil’s Curry Pie.

Shiok?

Very shiok.

So what are you waiting for?

With so many delectable treats at Starbucks, there’s really no better time to make your way down to one of their many outlets located islandwide.

So get going, and start making your day more Starbuck-licious.

P.S. We advise that you head down fast if you really want the bag, because because Singaporeans everyone’s surely gonna have the same thoughts.

P.S.S. don’t forget to gift us if you do get the free bag, because we here at Goody Feed dig free stuff too.

#wearesingaporeanstoo #dontjudge

P.S.S.S. If you like free stuff like we do, there’s a giveaway in our Instagram:

[GIVEAWAY] Everyone likes Spotify, but do you know what’s better than Spotify? Free Spotify! We’re giving away $30 worth of Spotify vouchers to a lucky winner! To join the giveaway, simply follow our Instagram @goody.feed ( http://www.instagram.com/goody.feed ) and tag 3 friends in this IG post! Giveaway ends on 29 July 2018, 11:59 p.m. #giveawaysg #sggiveaway #spotify

A post shared by Goody Feed (@goody.feed) on Jul 27, 2018 at 1:38am PDT

Don’t say we bojio lor. And follow us on Instagram lah, ‘coz once we managed to steal our boss’s credit card, we’ll put even more giveaway there. He’s so old he doesn’t even have an Instagram account (heck, even his phone is so old, it’s not exactly a smartphone).

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