Don’t Say Bojio: SLR Accessory Closing Down Sale Gives Up To 50% Off Photography Equipments

It’s tough being a photographer.

On one hand, you have to deal with difficult models, who seem to see it as their life mission to complicate things by 150%. And while it’s fine the first few outings and all, it gets pretty darn tiresome after a while. As my friend, Jay Anson would surely attest to…

“Dude, smile! You have a mouth for a reason. Smile! Sm- Goddammit stop showing me that smirk I don’t want that smirk give me a smile, yes, a smile, yes, omg was it that hard?”

And then, on the other hand, you have to deal with all the material expenses that come with good photography. I’m talking about light stands, reflectors, cameras, tripods and a whole load of stuff models don’t appreciate enough.

“Dude, dude, watch where you’re going for pity’s sake has your mum never taught you how to walk properly- HEY HEY BE CAREFUL JULIET GODDAMMIT THAT’S MY PRECIOUS CAMERA!”

So yeah, photographers kinda have it hard.

And yet, while I wish I can fix all your problems like Johnny Sins in plumber ‘shows’, the fact remains that I’m only human. As such, I really can’t do much about your models’ personalities…

But hey, I can still afford to lend some lobang.

Like the almighty SLR Accessory sale, for example.

Closing down sale

It’s always a sad day when a store closes its doors. And that’s especially so for SLR Accessory, an online retail supplier of camera & studio accessories, that has served patrons for 9 whole years.

Image: Giphy

However, if you’re kinda screwed in the head like I am and only care about profits, well…

It’s actually a pretty good day.

For SLRAccessories, in its last gasp for breath…

Has made us customers the end game.

Image: SLR Accessory Facebook Page

Transcript (even though I know you can read it well enough):

Dear Valued Customer,

We regret to inform you that we are closing down on Saturday, 15 December 2018.

As a thank you for being there with us, we are extending special offers to all photographers to clear outstanding stocks at flat prices as low as $1. 

Thank you to everyone for your support. It has been a pleasure for us to serve for you these past 9 years.

Sincerely,

SLR Accessory

Image: Imgflip

Here are the details:

The store’s closing down on 15 December, which leaves you with precisely just one day left.

We’re talking $10 filters and lights going at half price.

So get your wallets, and make your way down already.

Sales period: Till 15 December

Location: 10 Jalan Besar, #02-12, Sim Lim Tower, Singapore 208787

Operating hours: Monday – Saturday, 11:30 a.m. – 7:00 p.m. (Closed on Sunday & Public Holidays)

Tel: +65 6291 5377

We check it out

Lest you’re unaware, Goody Feed isn’t just about articles.

It’s about pictures and videos too.

As a result, with such wholesome equipment deals in place…

You can bet your ass that we’ll be there to check it out. Or rather…

Our resident videographers, J & Dream, were there to check it out. And here’s what they had to say about their experience.

J: “At first glance, the store doesn’t look all that impressive. Like your normal equipment store lo. But then the right alarm signals start ringing.”

Dream: “I know right; just check out those red tags.”

J & Dream: “Sweetttttt.”

Dream: “We knew we had to go in straight away, and rather unsurprisingly it was chocked full. But it’s not just with equipment…”

J: “But people too.”

J: “Guess we were not the only cheapo ones there, huh?”

Dream: “I guess.”

So how was the variety on sale? Sufficient? Or meh?

J: “I would say that overall, it was pretty fulfilling. There was quite a lot of stuff on sale. Like a lot.”

Dream: “Now that I think of it, there was really quite a lot of stuff. Light stands, camera accessories, filters, cables, batteries, tripods…”

Dream: “And it’s up to 50% off for all items too. Small wonder why the store was so packed.”

J: “I would’ve preferred a little more space though. My junk isn’t that small.”

Dream: “Sorry what?”

J: “What?”

J: “Oh yeah, remember that guy?”

Dream: “Who?”

J: “The guy who snapped up 30 light stands at one go?”

Dream: “Oh him.”

J: “That’s how cheap it was huh?”

Dream: “… are you referring to the light stand or…?”

J: “Kind of sad that it’s gonna go huh?”

Dream: “Yeah…”

J: “But oh well, like they say: nothing lasts forever.”

Dream: “Like your flawless skin?”

J: “Hmm… now that’s an exception.”

So what’re you waiting for? See you there 🙂