Are you fat? Oh, sorry. That was rude. Are you over-sized? If you are, you’ll definitely get what these two dudes are singing about.
Fat people have it all. The bad things, that is: You get laughed at, smirked at and talked about behind your back.
It’s not because you want to flash your butt cheeks in public, your t-shirt is just that short because everything’s caught at the stomach. Guys don’t dare to lean forward in front of people because your cleavage can be seen.
Your friends asked why you’re so different from when you were in school. And the most important thing, they don’t get why you haven’t done anything about it.
The thing is, you tried.
And that’s the damn truth. No one wants to remain fat forever, but out of every 1,000 weight loss stories out there, there’s less than 5 success stories.
Someone has sang out you true feelings for you, and it’s so. Damn. True.
Do you feel the same way too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbDyB3viz5c
And for our non-mandarin speaking friends
Here’s a rough translation:
A long time ago, I was like Jacky Cheung
Unknowingly, I have a spare tyre
During renuion, my ex-girlfriend ask me
Who am I?
In the past, I can eat everything and stay skinny like a ghost
Now, I drink only water and grow fat
Looking in the mirror, I have no tears to shed
How many have I eaten, can I return them?
Slim down, get back to my handsome self
Can’t slim down, tired like a dog but still so round
Slim down, fatties have no future
Can’t slim down, Tell me why.
Exercise hard and run until legs almost gone
Every meal eat only half and destroy my stomach
Lose 2 kg and get it back in a meal
What the hell.
Eat slimming pills and spend a lot
Finally cured constipation but never lost weight
Looking in the mirror, I was devastated
How many have I eaten, can I return them?
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