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Guy Successfully Trolled His Friend by Posing as Thirsty Chiobu with New Number

2019-03-25 , 12:00 pm

Last Updated on 2022-09-26 , 12:05 pm

Imagine this: one day, you receive a message from an unknown number. It’s allegedly from a girl in your school who thinks that you’re cute, and she had been stalking you on campus.

She even took it to a new level by asking if you are single because time is precious in the relationship world.

What comes to your mind immediately?

But dude, hold on a moment. That thirsty girl might just be a troll.

And if you think I’m joking, read on, because a friend of a king of troll has just become a victim of this “online scam” and the policeman’s hands are tied because the only thing lost here is trust.

Guy Got New Number & Has Nothing Better to Do

What do you do when you get a new number?

You tell everyone about your new number except your ex.

But not Bryan Hudgens, who, according to his Facebook profile, is in a relationship with himself.

The victim, someone called Peng Chien, who most likely is a sergeant in NS. Unfortunately, the Specialist Cadet School might have taught the specialists how to spot enemies but not trolls.

Bryan started with an innocuous message.

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If you can’t read:

Bryan: Hi Peng Chien! Charmaine here!

SGT Silly: Hi Charmaine. I’m sorry I don’t recognize you. Have we met somewhere before?

Bryan: We met once at SIM! At the smoking area. I got your number from one of our mutual friends. Hope that’s okay!

SGT Silly: Oh really damn I’m sorry I can’t recall HAHAHA. Who’s that mutual friend btw? Yea no worries at all. What’s up?

Bryan: I promised her I won’t say her name hahas.

SGT Silly: okay..HAHAHA

Bryan: Don’t mind me asking but are you single? Sorry if I’m being too forward hahas

SGT Silly: HAHAHAHA it’s alright all’s good. Just really random HAHAHA

Bryan: Do you wanna go out for drinks sometime?

SGT Silly: I gotta know where all this is coming from. Cause I usually recognize people but I can’t seem to recall meeting you HAHA

Bryan: I think you’re cute hehe. We had a short chat, that’s probably why you can’t remember me

SGT Silly: Yea that’s the thing I have pretty good memory so even a short chat would have been pretty memorable for me HAHAHA. Why thanks.

Bryan: Let’s hang together soon! Anyway I see you quite often in school also

SGT Silly: HAHAHA why didn’t you come say hi. I’m sorry I really don’t remember seeing you.

Bryan: I’m a little shy hahas

SGT Silly: Do you have ig or something?

Bryan: Hahaha what’s yours? You still haven’t told me if you have a girlfriend. I don’t wanna intrude.

SGT Silly: Well if we’ve got a mutual friend I guess you can find me there HAHAHAHA. No I don’t.

Bryan: Haha hope to see you again soon at school

SGT Silly: But I don’t know who you are yet so I don’t really want to get into the details of my dating life if you get me LOL

Bryan: We can be friends what hahas

SGT Silly: Hahaha yea for sure. Do say hi with *if you see me in school again HAHAHAHA

Bryan: You can follow me on Instagram @unicorncharmsss hehe. See you soon cutie!

SGT Silly: Alright hahaha I’ll add ya.

And here’s the Instagram profile:

Which of course leads to this:

Best transcript ever:

SGT Silly: Bryan. Go and. F*** yourself.

What is the lesson of the day? Don’t trust anyone.

And lest there are some people who wonder why Bryan dare to prank a sergeant, here’s something new for you: in NS, once we’re out of training school, ranks no longer matter.

We become one big family and that’s why you can see the brotherhood in Bryan, Peng Chien, and the imaginary Charmaine blossoming after this incident.

Featured Image: Bryan Soh / Facebook.com

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