Last Updated on 2016-05-20 , 11:40 am
Guys, do you still shop with your moms? Or WORSE, does your mom do the shopping for you??? Here are some tips from the FASHION POLICE to make every girl on the street turn heads as you swagger down Orchard road, Holland Village, Little India, HDB void decks. We are sincerely concerned with what guys wear nowadays, and we hope that you’ll heed our advice. Pls.
BOW TIES
If you’re going for a formal dinner or a hot date at a fancy restaurant, throw on a bow tie instead of ties! TIES ARE BORING. They reek of the office-y, starchy atmosphere, and they are simply too damn formal. Wearing a bow tie reveals a cutesy side to your outfit. Better yet, if you want to give the “this is so formal but, really, I’m fun-loving” vibes, wear a patterned bow tie! Be careful, those who have ample necks or those who need abit of exercise would want to stay away from bow ties!
BURN YOUR VESTS
Ok, this is not a way to dress, but if you have your secondary school prom vests that (I don’t know why guys wear vests to prom), you might want to dunk them in kerosene and set them on fire. Formal vests are really gross if 1) You don’t have a good, sizeable torso 2) If you are too skinny 3) If you simple just can’t pull off because of your character.
Plain Tees
Trust me, plain tees (especially white, cotton ones) simply look delightful on a toned, muscular body. Pair with a fitting (but NO SKINNY JEANS) denim, rolled to ¾ and you’ll look casually handsome! If you’re feeling abit more stylish, grab a man-clutch, or an elaborate wallet.
NO Slippers
If you want to achieve a casual look, the best advice is NOT to wear slippers. Those flip flops give off a “I can’t care less attitude”, which girls REALLY dislike. What girls like is the casual, laid back vibe, not the “I don’t care about my looks” appearance.
The “Look how buff I am” style
Ya lah, those who gym have the assets to show off, might as well show off right? Train so hard, just let girls see lor. Those with buff bodies might want to attract girls who go gaga over muscles by wearing a muscle tee, or a singlet. For those who are a bit shy with their arms might opt for shirts that are a size too small – girls want to see that bulge.
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