When there’s a deadly pandemic that threatens to take your life and job away, there’s only one thing that can bring you solace: cheap items from a factory outlet store.
Reader: Why the heck would material possessions give me any consolation during a pandemic?
Well, if you would let me explai-
Reader: This is the problem with Singaporeans right now. We are too materialistic and we’ve lost track of what’s really important in life.
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Reader: Connecting with others and taking care of our health should be at the top of our to-do list, not some meaningless purchase that-
The items are Hello-Kitty themed.
Reader: TELL ME THE DETAILS NOW OR I WILL MURDER YOU!
Don’t Say Bojio: ‘Defect’ Hello Kitty Products at IMM from $5
If you’re Singaporean, it’s almost mandatory to like these three things:
- bubble tea
- political drama during elections
- hello kitty-themed products
We’ve already had an abundance of the first two in the last few weeks. Now, the Akemi Factory Outlet in IMM is selling Hello Kitty products at ridiculously cheap prices.
According to Facebook page Singapore Atrium Sale, the Hello-Kitty themed items are on sale because it’s “defective”.
The items include:
- a large Hello Kitty pillow for $5
- a $5 Hello Kitty neck pillow for when you finally get to travel in 2035
- a $10 Hello Kitty bag
- and a $15 Hello Kitty blanket to keep you warm on rainy days
The folks at Singapore Atrium Sale also said that these items are not eligible for exchanges or refunds.
Buy 5 Get 3 Free Sale at Under Armour Store at IMM
But if that isn’t enough for you, what about a sale at an Under Armour outlet?
After you’re done with your Hello Kitty purchases at IMM, head to the Under Armour store at the same mall for a Buy 5 Get 3/Buy 3 Get 1 sale!
If all your t-shirts have holes in them, you could get 8 Under Armour T-Shirts for a discounted price of $13 each!
Need a pair of sports shoes instead? Well, you can get that too.
This Under Armour store is selling some of its shoes at a discounted price, with one pair’s price slashed by nearly $100.
So, what are you waiting for! It seems like several other stores at IMM are having sales at the moment, so head down there soon!
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