It’s official.
JB’S Paradigm Mall now boasts the best cinema ever. Period.
Now I bet you’re wondering. Why? Why is the cinema over at JB’s Paradigm Mall so damn special? What makes it so special? Why isn’t the local cinema over at Lot One the best one? Why isn’t Netflix n chill a thing anymore?
Why?
Well, in answer to your persistent array of questions, I offer just one sentence in response. And heed this; this sentence alone is going to destroy your very perception of the cinematic universe:
The cinema over at Paradigm Mall has upgraded their offerings with…
4DX Technology.
Snow, rain and wind to accompany that tense movie you’re watching in the cinema?
You got them all.
JB’s Paradigm Mall Has 4D Cinema That’ll Have Real Rain, Snow or Bubble
According to reports, Golden Screen Cinema in JB’s Paradigm Mall has upgraded their offerings with 4DX technology.
Lest you’re unaware, 4DX, the world’s leading cinematic 4D technology, is more than capable of dishing out signature effects like:
- Snow
- Rain
- Wind movement
- A maiden’s kiss on your lips
Well alright so maybe that last point isn’t true, but the others are definitely genuine.
Very genuine, it seems.
For starters, prepare yourself for smoke.
Lots of smoke.
Thereafter, prepare your coat and act like Jon Snow.
“I know nothing!” you cry as heaps of snow fall upon your beautiful face.
Just as you’re spitting out chunks of man-made snow, rejoice, as the ceilings above you start squirting.
“Stop squirting at me!” you yell. “Only one person’s allowed to squirt- ohhh bubbles!”
That’s right; hundreds of bubbles are now filling the air.
Always wanted to play a game of ‘pop the bubble’? This is it.
ENOUGH TALK; HOW DO I GET THERE?
Now I know, I know. You’re just eager to get there already. But here’s the thing;
How do you get there?
Well, if you found yourself wondering that, worry not;
Because I’ll be the map to your Dora.
For the drivers out there, Paradigm Mall’s effectively a 1-hour drive away from Woodlands Checkpoint.
For the non-drivers out there, you can travel there via public buses from the JB Sentral bus terminal.
Here’s a list of public buses you can take:
1B, 5B, 7B, 15, 331, 505, 606, 777B, BET1, BET3, JPO1 & S&S 7
You can take them at JB Sentral Terminal, along Jalan Jim Quee.
And just in case you get lost anyway, here’re the exact details.
Address: 1, Jalan SS 7/26a, Ss 7, 47301 Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia
Opening Hours: Mon to Sun, 10:00am to 10:00pm
Contact number: +60 3-7801 1188
Website: Paradigm Mall Malaysia
And with that in mind, I shall see you there. 🙂
Snow, rain, wind and smoke… chiong ahhhhhh!!!
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