It’s 10 January, and you know what that means:
It’s gonna be Ang Pow time soon, babe!
And indeed, I’m sure many of us are just looking forward to the many treats, delicacies and gambling dens that are due to be bestowed upon us-
“Screw banluck!” yelled my Aunt Matilda. “I’m sick of pineapple tarts, and I’m sick of talking to lil children like they’re gold! Screw all of that!”
A pregnant woman was so annoyed at a noisy baby that she threw a pot of burning mala at the baby. At the worst part of this? She wasn’t charged. Click on the image below to read about this shocking incident:
Well, what would you rather do then?
“I want to sing! Haven’t you heard? The Uncle Tiko next door called me the next Susan Boyle. Susan Boyle! I obviously have immense talent, and I need to channel it!”
Poor man’s ears must have rotted from all the construction work he was doing. Amen.
“Oi, you work at that trashy company called Goody Feed right? Got a lot of deals right? Give me a singing one! I wanna sing!”
There are no such deals my dear Aunt Matilda. Why would there be? We report deals, not make deals.
“I don’t know… CNY promotion maybe? Hit me up for that you useless boy!”
Tch… I hope you get banged by a car- oh wow would you look at that? There’s actually such a deal…!
“See, I told you, boy.” She looked proud of herself. “Now, ” she leaned in close and whispered next to my ear. “Pass me those juicy deets.”
If you’re like Aunt Matilda and fancy some good ol’ singing sessions for cheap this festive season, well I’ve got good news for you.
Grandlink Karaoke, a KTV located near Paya Lebar, has announced promotional rates for its services in light of the upcoming CNY. And believe me when I say that…
These prices are absolutely dope.
From from Monday to Thursday each week (excluding eves and Public Holidays), you’re entitled to promotional prices that cost just…
Less than $0.30 an hour (per pax lah of course what were you thinking).
Yeah, absolute dope right there. Affordable singing buffets?
Sign me up.
If you still don’t get the $1 per hour per pax, here’s some primary school problem sum “working” for you:
Large Room During Happy Hours: $20 per package (from 11:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.)
Per Hour Rate for Large Room: $2.22
Max Pax = 8
If 8 people go and it’s $2.22 per hour, then $2.22 / 8 = $0.28 per hour per pax.
And the response is overwhelming
With such good deals paraded for everyone’s attention, it surely wouldn’t take long before a crowd gathers. And true to my expectations…
The reception has been nothing short of crazy.
With over 1.6K shares and counting, Grandlink Karaoke’s announcement was met with loads of approval, as well as the classic friend-tagging.
Though let’s be honest about it. You’re probably gonna jio your friends too. 🙂
So what’re you waiting for?
We all know the crowd’s only gonna get bigger, so if you’re wise you would do well to chope a seat as soon as possible.
With that in mind, you might wanna whip out a notebook for this one…
Address: 511, Guillemard Road, #B1-02 Grandlink Square Singapore
Tel: 8114 1885
And take note of the Terms & Conditions:
- For Sing-all-you-can packages during peak hours, the sessions are until 5:00 a.m.
- There’s a minimum 2 hour check-in period in order to enjoy the hourly rate
- If you wish to change rooms, you would need to add $10
Scribbled everything down?
And the best-est part: They’re open during CNY as well, and this promotion ends on 28 February 2019.
Well, it’s time to catch you there 😉
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