Man Jailed For Showing Colleague His Alleged Sex Video With Ex; Described His Banana As Well

Look, I’m really no Casanova.

I’m laughably bad at the flirting game.

I struggle to find the right words to utter and usually end up creating awkward conversations and situations.

Seriously, how the hell am I attached?

But even then, I know there are some ways of flirting that are just plain horrendous.

Like sending “send bobs and vagene pics plz” to random girls online.

Or showing your sex videos and d*ck pics to your colleagues.

Wait, what?

M’sian Man Who Works in S’pore Showed His Sex Video To Colleague

41-year-old Harris Carter Chai clearly has a lot to learn when it comes to flirting and basic social boundaries.

On 29 January this year, he was chatting with his 25-year-old colleague.

He probably started to think to himself:

Chai: “Wow! This conversation is going great! I have a chance with this girl!”

Mini Angel on his shoulder: “Keep it up! Stay cool!”

Mini Devil on his other shoulder: “You know what’s a good idea right now? Show her your sex video! Let her know how ‘good’ you are!”

Chai: “That’s a good idea, Mini Devil Me! I’ll do just that!”

Colleague: “WTF?!”

He did exactly that, and also went on to clarify that the couple engaging in intimate activities in the footage was him and his ex-girlfriend.

Chai also told her that his sexual skills were damn “power“.

Sex skills power, but flirting skills not so much, it seems.

“Hey there, wanna see my d*ck?”

(That wasn’t a real quote by him, so don’t sue me for defamation.)

Also apparently, he took her out to the loading bay of the workplace just to have his conversation.

Super romantic place that will get her in the mood, yeah?

But wait, that’s not all.

Chai also started to describe his mighty hammer to her, and subsequently showed her a photo of its glory.

What Chai expected her to reply: “Wow! What a magnificent Mjolnir! Meet me at Hotel 81 Balestier tonight, my Mighty Thor.”

What she actually replied: “F*ck off!!”

(Once again, the above was not the actual conversation)

His colleague then quickly excused herself, claiming that she had to go back to her duties at work.

“It did not cross my mind that this would be so serious”

About a week later, his colleague, who remains unnamed to protect her identity, made a police report after consulting with her friends.

While being charged in court, Chai claimed that he did not know the severity of his actions and “didn’t mean to do it”.

There were also 47 explicit videos found on his mobile phone after a check by the police.

Ultimately, he was sentenced to 2 weeks’ jail and is currently out on bail.

Apparently, he could have been jailed up to a year just for possessing obscene content on his phone. 

*Ahem* let me excuse myself to delete some stuff from my phone…

Meanwhile, while the dating game is tough for us guys, you should know that some actions are just off-limits, yeah?

There’s also plenty of content online to help improve your game.

No, I don’t mean those type of content.