Man Lists Hotel-Lookalike Room for Rent But When Chiobu Asked About It, He Wanted to Give it For Free

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George Yang
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This is a hearsay, but we all know there’s a lot of truth in this: if you’re a female and request for a hitch in carpooling apps, chances of you getting matched are much higher than a male.

And if you put a profile picture of yourself? It’s like every guy out there is going where you’re going.

The ugly truth is that beautiful people do have an advantage in certain aspect; no wonder I’m at such a disadvantage in everything I do.

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And this latest complaint by a beautiful person, which led to a police report, would convince you that.

Well, kind of.

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So, a lady, whom we should call Chio Chin, is looking for a room to rent in Singapore. She came across this post in Facebook Marketplace:

Pretty sure it’s a coincidence that the name of the seller resembles a certain Hong Kong superstar, but it doesn’t matter: the world’s filled with coincidences and this is merely one of them.

Now let’s take a look at the room itself.

$500 for a room with a balcony that looks like a hotel room in Sentosa?

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What a coincidence.

There’s even no mention of whether this is an HDB or condo. Maybe it’s The Eden at Tampines; that place looks dope.

And to add coincidence to coincidence, there are even two queen-sized beds, which means it can fit four people comfortably.

Or maybe dogs, since the “seller” Chow Yun-fat seems to have a number of dogs with him.

(We’ve to blur the dogs as well because equality for all)

So our dear Chio Chin immediately sent him a message. That kind of room’s going to be snapped up fast!

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But something’s wrong when Chow Yun-fat asked weird questions…

Okay, maybe he’s just profiling the tenant. Maybe he has other tenants who prefer to stay with single professionals.

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But Chio Chin didn’t sound comfortable le, so she rejected with the typical “it’s okay”, which means “NO”.

Guess Chow Yun-fat doesn’t get the memo.

And then shit hits the fan.

What do you do when you’re “soured” by a troll?

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You make a police report, of course.

Police Report Made

That night, Chio Chin decided that she’s not going to let the guy off, so she made a police report.

In other words, SGT2 Patricia Nivashini D/O Sivachandra just had more to do.

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The moral of the lesson in this article?

Learn to spot the difference between trolls and genuine people. It’s actually not that difficult.

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George Yang
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