Man Sends Random Dick Pic To Transgender Woman; Gets Sent One Back

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Victor Fong
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As a person of logic, it’s baffling that people send random dick pics to random girls in the hopes that this will somehow make themselves seem like an attractive partner.

Like, what are you expecting? Even animals don’t just randomly flash their genitals. A peacock has the decency to do grooming, a mating dance and a call to attract another peacock.

You’d expect humans, who were said to be more intelligent, to have maybe a slightly more complicated form of courting process.

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Instead, nope.

Dick pics.

Because a picture of your unflattering genital is definitely going to have females think, “wow, this dick really shows how this male is an interesting person who shares similar life values, I definitely want to date him!”

I’m not a girl, but I believe most girls do feel the same way.

And well, you see, most girls, when they receive dick pics, just frown and maybe block the person.

But they haven’t thought about asserting their dominance.

As they say, don’t let toxic people ruin your day. Show them that you have control.

Send Your Own Dick Pic Back

Which is exactly what Faye Kinley, a 20-year-old transgender woman who was born biologically male, did.

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Apparently, the guy who sent the dick pic got her number off Twitter (which she has now removed).

But if the guy sending dick pics was hoping this would result in getting back boob pics, he’d be wrong.

Because not only the pic showed she had better picture taking skills, she also had a bigger dick (metaphorically and possibly physically speaking).

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The deterrence acted like a charm, with the guy being chased off.

But, Actually…

With this logic of sending dick pics, the hope is to get back a sexual pic. So if you think about it, didn’t the random guy actually succeed in trading sexy pics?

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Which may or may not be true, since apparently one person asked for a pic without the vegetable:

And if you think about it, the world has all kinds of weird fetishes. Somewhere in the world, there’s probably a person whose exact fetish involves “women eating a cake in school uniform, while a gerbil watches at the back with Christmas lightings”.

Editor: That’s a very… specific thing you’re pointing out.

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L..Look… Look! My point is, there are all kinds of weird people out there. (And I’m not saying I know someone who’s like that.)

But wouldn’t it be reasonable to say that someone out there likes chicks with dicks?

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