While face masks are no doubt a necessity in this trying situation, they are also inconvenient in many ways:
- Makes you feel warm, bothered and out of breath
- Encourages the formation of little, rather unwelcome red dots on your face
- Forcibly blocks off the most intimate of kisses
And lest you’re wondering, that last point is probably the most aggravating. After all, there’s a reason why serial cockblockers on TV deserve a special place in hell.
Goddammit, just know the drill already!
“But then hor,” said Reader Diam. “If you think about it, it also works the other way round leh. Face masks serve to protect you from kisses too.”
And a prime example of that, smartass?
“Well, this.”
Men Argued & Nearly Kissed Each Due to Queuing to MCD to Buy Coke
The terms/phrase ‘McDonald’s’, ‘Nearly Kissed’ and ‘Coke’ don’t usually occur in the same sentence. But it seems that on 28 May…
It did.
At around noon that day, Stomper Tim witnessed two men in a heated dispute at McDonald’s Block 451 Clementi Avenue 3 outlet. The argument appeared to have erupted over the notion that one of them had cut queue to purchase coke.
In a video submitted by the Stomper, one man could be heard asking the other:
“Why are you there? No need to queue ah? Cut queue ah?”
He was also captured on camera saying the following phrase repeatedly: “Your father’s road ah?”
At this point, the other man strides around the taped-off area and squares up real close to him. So close, in fact, that had they not been wearing masks, a warm, passionate kiss might just have happened.
Well, that certainly escalated quickly.
“They engaged in close staring and verbal scolding for around five minutes, after one guy apparently cut the queue to buy Coca-Cola,” Tim said.
“Thankfully, there was no physical fight as members of the public and McDonald’s staff helped to pull them apart.”
Thereafter, the queue-cutter reportedly conceded to the pressure and left.
“The queue-cutter left after the quarrel while the other guy continued to queue.”
McDonald’s has also since confirmed the allegations.
“The incident was swiftly resolved in about three minutes,” said the spokesman.
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“We encourage our customers to continue being considerate of all safe-distancing measures for the safety and well-being of everyone.”
Good to know that McDonald’s staff had always carried a stopwatch to clock how long an argument last.
Netizens Comment
After the incident was broadcast to the nation, Netizens turned up in droves to air their opinions. And while some were predictably critical of how the ‘queue-cutter’ was behaving…
Others dissected the situation and stated that both parties were actually at fault here:
It should be noted that a Netizen actually tried to defend the ‘queue-cutter’ in a roundabout manner as well.
The attempt, however, didn’t seem to have been taken well.
But seriously, why isn’t anyone questioning why the man had queued in McDonald’s just for Coke?
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