If there’s one thing McDonald’s Singapore is popular for, it’s this: they come out with new items so damn fast, they should be called the “sibei-fast-food” chain instead.
Just not too long ago, they came out with crowd-favourites Samurai burger. Okay, that might not be new, but it’s still a “limited edition”.
Then recently, a few outlets secretly released the boneless crispy chicken. We only got to know it when one of our readers told us about it.
Come 1 November 2018, two more new items are coming, and boy do they look great.
Red Hot Spicy Peppers Burger
One thing we’re quite certain of is that fast-food chains usually try to keep their spiciness level low, so they won’t alienate this colleague of ours who’ll flame up the moment he smells a tingle of chilli.
But this time round, with three adjectives telling us how spicy it would be (it’s red, it’s hot, it’s spicy), you can bet that our colleague is going to on fire should we just bring the burger to the office.
According to McDonald’s, it comprises a crunchy, juicy chicken patty with a tingle of the jalapeño relish.
Being a low-SES me, I’ve absolutely no idea what a jalapeño relish is, so I asked Larry Page and Sergey Brin, and this is what they told me:
Still catch no balls.
I just see two peppers, so if you’re like my colleague, I suggest you to find a guinea pig to try it first ‘coz human combustion isn’t fun.
The burger would be going for $6.25 ala carte.
But moving on, if you prefer something sweet, read on ‘coz what’s coming next is sweetness overload.
Hershey’s McFlurry
We’ve got all kinds of McFlurry, from Oreo to Durian, but nothing come close to Hershey’s McFlurry.
And that’s for one reason, and one reason only: It’s going to be soooooooo sweet, you might pee syrup water after having it.
I’m not sure about you, but if you’re one of the soldiers fighting the war against diabetes, I think it’s best to steer clear of this sweet goodness. Though I’m sure my advice would fall on deaf ears, because it’s Hershey’s and McFlurry leh.
The McFlurry would be going for $3.
Now, remember: they’ll only be released on 1 November 2018—at least according to official sources.
But given that McDonald’s has the tendency to give birth prematurely (think: McGriddles), I bet my boss’s car that by tomorrow (31 October 2018), you’ll be seeing it in their menu.
If not we’ll buy McFlurry for everyone in Jurong South.
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