Last Updated on 2018-12-14 , 2:09 pm
Now, I’m sure you can all relate when I say:
Going grocery shopping with Mum isn’t the most fun thing you would want to do on a Sunday morning.
I mean sure; I love my mum and all, but there’s honestly so much one could do on a Sunday morning rather than say go scout out wet fishes in a place that smells like refurbished durians with molten cheese. Like no offence, Mum, but that ain’t for someone like me.
For I’m a man with plans, morals and ambitions.
Indeed, I feel that there’s no better man than-
“Eh Ah Boy, want to go wet market with me?” Mum called from the living room.
I scowled. See?
“NO, MUM, FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME SCREW THE WET-”
“I heard from Aunt Lisa got chio bu eh.”
“I DON’T-”
I hesitated.
“What did you say?”
Right there and then, a piece of paper hit me squarely in the face. “What’s this shit…”
I trailed off, for the picture showed a girl. Or to be more specific…
A not-so-ordinary girl.
“You wanna come now?”
I sat up straight, and for the first time in twenty years, my eyes opened so wide they weren’t Asian anymore.
“Why didn’t you tell me that I was meeting my future wife today, oh my lovely mum?”
The Hot Fishmonger
Now, it’s common knowledge that fishmongers are generally…
Not that attractive.
But just like every other stereotype out there, there’s bound to be some sheep that differ from the rest. And it just so happens that over in Taiwan…
It’s not so much of a black sheep, as it is of an angelic sheep.
Meet Liu PengPeng.
Apart from being a model in Taiwan, she also helps out with her family’s wet market stall in Changsha.
And unsurprisingly, she has been “scouted out” by several keen-eyed Netizens.
https://www.facebook.com/Brainreform/videos/1843639339067600/
With people raving:
“我决定以后都帮妈妈去买菜了”
Which can be loosely translated as “I have decided to help my mum buy groceries from now on.”
It was only a matter of time before the media stepped in, and I wasn’t disappointed.
Incidentally, The Apple Daily’s post received over 23.000 likes and over 1,000 shares, a sure testament to how inviting the subject topic was.
And it seems that the extra attention worked in the model’s favour too.
In a nutshell, the model expressed that there has been an influx of work opportunities, and she expressed that in the meantime, she’s unable to accept any more work requests.
But here’s the thing
For it seems that Ms Liu’s beauty transcends not only barriers; but continents as well.
However, despite the newfound fame, she’s still remaining relatively humble.
“To be honest, a lot of people who are here now are just busy filming me on their phones, I’d rather they buy more fish from my mom!”
Well, can’t blame the people filming on their phones, really. After all, it’s not everyday that you get to see a model slicing up fishes for you.
So what are you waiting for?
If you’re constantly thirsty for wet… fishes, I really doubt there’s anywhere better to go.
So book your tickets for Taiwan fast, because you can be sure that there’ll be a whole load more horny males healthy males just queuing up for some glistening white fishes.
In the meantime, I’ll just be busy staring at my own prettygirl99.
Because while there might be many fishes in the sea, I still prefer mine the most.
Here’s the REAL reason why everyone is hanging plushies on their bags, simplified for you:
