Last Updated on 2018-12-14 , 2:09 pm
Now, Iโm sure you can all relate when I say:
Going grocery shopping with Mum isnโt the most fun thing you would want to do on a Sunday morning.
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I mean sure; I love my mum and all, but thereโs honestly so much one could do on a Sunday morning rather than say go scout out wet fishes in a place that smells like refurbished durians with molten cheese. Like no offence, Mum, but that ainโt for someone like me.
For Iโm a man with plans, morals and ambitions.
Indeed, I feel that thereโs no better man than-
โEh Ah Boy, want to go wet market with me?โ Mum called from the living room.
I scowled. See?
โNO, MUM, FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME SCREW THE WET-โ
โI heard from Aunt Lisa got chio bu eh.โ
โI DONโT-โ
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I hesitated.
โWhat did you say?โ
Right there and then, a piece of paper hit me squarely in the face. โWhatโs this shitโฆโ
I trailed off, for the picture showed a girl. Or to be more specificโฆ
A not-so-ordinary girl.
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โYou wanna come now?โ
I sat up straight, and for the first time in twenty years, my eyes opened so wide they werenโt Asian anymore.
โWhy didnโt you tell me that I was meeting my future wife today, oh my lovely mum?โ
The Hot Fishmonger
Now, itโs common knowledge that fishmongers are generallyโฆ
Not that attractive.
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But just like every other stereotype out there, thereโs bound to be some sheep that differ from the rest. And it just so happens that over in Taiwanโฆ
Itโs not so much of a black sheep, as it is of an angelic sheep.
Meet Liu PengPeng.
Apart from being a model in Taiwan, she also helps out with her familyโs wet market stall in Changsha.
And unsurprisingly, she has been โscouted outโ by several keen-eyed Netizens.
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ไฝ่ธ่ณฃ้ญๅฆนๅคชๆญฃ๏ผ็ถฒๅๆชๅๅฐๅฝฐๅ๏ผ่ฒท้ญไบ
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Posted by ๆผไบฎ็็ฌๅฎนๆๆ่ฎๅคง่ ฆๆๅฟซ on Thursday, 6 December 2018
With people raving:
โๆๅณๅฎไปฅๅ้ฝๅธฎๅฆๅฆๅปไนฐ่ไบโ
Which can be loosely translated as โI have decided to help my mum buy groceries from now on.โ
It was only a matter of time before the media stepped in, and I wasnโt disappointed.
Incidentally, The Apple Dailyโs post received over 23.000 likes and over 1,000 shares, a sure testament to how inviting the subject topic was.
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And it seems that the extra attention worked in the modelโs favour too.
In a nutshell, the model expressed that there has been an influx of work opportunities, and she expressed that in the meantime, sheโs unable to accept any more work requests.
But hereโs the thing
For it seems that Ms Liuโs beauty transcends not only barriers; but continents as well.
However, despite the newfound fame, sheโs still remaining relatively humble.
โTo be honest, a lot of people who are here now are just busy filming me on their phones, Iโd rather they buy more fish from my mom!โ
Well, canโt blame the people filming on their phones, really. After all, itโs not everyday that you get to see a model slicing up fishes for you.
So what are you waiting for?
If youโre constantly thirsty for wetโฆ fishes, I really doubt thereโs anywhere better to go.
So book your tickets for Taiwan fast, because you can be sure that thereโll be a whole load more horny males healthy males just queuing up for some glistening white fishes.
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In the meantime, Iโll just be busy staring at my own prettygirl99.
Because while there might be many fishes in the sea, I still prefer mine the most.