A chronic lover of Xiao Long Baos with an unquenchable thirst for the alcoholic?
Well, Paradise Dynasty has heard your prayers…
And boy, it has answered in truly dominating fashion.
Paradise Dynasty At Funan Mall Has Xiao Long Baos Filled With Beer, Scotch, Red Wine & Cognac
Yes, folks; you’re not misinterpreting the headline here.
Paradise Dynasty now stocks Xiao Long Baos filled with actual beer, scotch, red wine and cognac.
Ye boi; it’s time to indulge in those sinful treats.
Double whammy.
Basket Of Five Dumplings
Each basket comes with five dumplings, and the Xiao Long Baos will all be infused with five different types of alcohol:
- Shaoxing rice wine
- Red wine
- Tsingtao beer
- Glenlivet scotch
- Martell cognac
Yo, are you getting this? Martell?
Damn, screw the chopsticks; I’m going with a spoon just to avoid any uncalculated spillage.
Now, it wasn’t mentioned how much one basket of alcoholic XLBs will cost, but one major detail has been leaked:
This new offering will be available exclusively at their Funan centre outlet from 9 December 2019.
So yes folks; if you’ve been craving for extra reasons to excuse a trip down to Funan…
This is one that’s definitely worth pondering over.
Return Of The Paradise Heroes
A long, long time ago, Paradise Dynasty @ Funan used to serve up old-time favourites like their pan-fried chilli crab bun, deep-fried crispy duck served with lotus bun, Shanghai sesame char siew pastry and braised pork belly.
Decadent treats at their finest, and pastries I’ll kill a man requesting euthanasia for. Alas, it’s a thing of the past.
But heed this; while Paradise’s new alcoholic Xiao Long Baos might’ve hogged the spotlight, another spectacle has demanded its own front-page headline:
All those old favourites mentioned above, their pan-fried chilli crab bun, deep-fried crispy duck served with lotus bun, Shanghai sesame char siew pastry and braised pork belly will be rejoining Paradise’s menu over at Funan!
Truly, what a time to be alive.
And So… What’re You Waiting For?
Xiao Long Baos are too hot to wait for your dawdling ass.
And alcoholic Xiao Long Baos are definitely pissing on the dillie-dallies.
So make your way down to Paradise Dynasty @ Funan Mall today, because you deserve it.
Location:
#B1-01 Funan Mall, 107 North Bridge Rd, Singapore 179105
Opening hours:
- Mon to Fri 11am – 10pm (Last order at 9:30pm)
- Sat, Sun & PH 10:30am – 10:00pm (Last order at 9:30pm)
And with that in mind, I’ll see you there 🙂
P.s. Time to jio my friends to open bottles Xiao Long Baos liao.
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