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Plastic Surgery Hospital In Bangkok Promises ‘Instant Six-Pack Abs’ For Lazy People

2019-05-01 , 10:00 pm

Last Updated on 2020-02-27 , 10:46 pm

I’m pretty sure that you’d once had this as your new year’s resolution: I’m going to have a six-pack.

But most of us didn’t manage to do it.

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Either because you’re lazy, say-say-only or you’re just not born with the genes.

Well, if you’ve always dreamt of having a six-pack to show off at Palawan beach, there’s a plastic surgery hospital in Thailand that can do it for you.

Masterpiece Hospital

On 24 April, Facebook user Atittayapa Photiya uploaded a post documenting the process of getting six-pack abs at Masterpiece Hospital.

According to Mr Pangpaparrn, a Thai man who recently underwent the surgery, the cost of getting an instant six-pack abs cost around SGD$5,300.

Here’s how the hospital does it: via liposuction

If you’re well-versed in the theory of getting six-pack abs, you’ll know that a diet is a must. No matter how strong your core is, your six-pack abs will not show as long as there are too many fats around your core.

There’s a reason why people say having a six-pack is as hard as becoming a millionaire.

So what the hospital does is to take away the fats in your middle, making it easier for the abs to show.

No fillers were inserted as this method will result in a longer-lasting and natural six-pack.

Painless

Now, if you’ve taken the time to go through the images in the Facebook post, you’re probably thinking:

But the CEO of the hospital was quick to assure that the surgery, while it looks otherwise, is pretty painless for the patient.

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And these weird-looking plaster are actually bandages soaking up blood from the wounds.

Does It Really Work?

Hardcore cynics would probably ask, “got so good meh?” And to be honest, we don’t blame them.

Because our moms (and now, the SPF) has always taught us: If something is too good to be true, it probably is.

Here are the final few images from the recovery stage:

After the bandages are all taken off.

And finally, this.

FakeBuffLord89: Waaaaaaaaaaait, that’s now what I signed up for.

SixPackMagician: Chill, bro. Give it a while.

According to the post, this is the end result of the surgery:

What is this perfection I’m looking at?

Take It With A Grain Of Salt

Now, while you’re probably planning to book an appointment for yourself in the coming months, chill and hold your horses.

An instant-six-pack-abs operation doing it all for you? We don’t believe it.

But, if we’re talking about some hard work combined with a six-pack shortcut-

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-wait. Not this dude.

Anyway, if we’re talking about hard work combined with the surgery?

Now, that’s doable.

Like this netizen pointed out:

He could’ve worked out for a complete transformation. Or he just did the good ole switcheroo.

Either way, there’s now hope for lazy people like me with the help of this sixpack shortcut-

STFU and get back to your mountain home, MIKE!