Man Wakes Up to Find His Sex Organ Flushed Down the Toilet by His Girlfriend; She Suspected He Cheated on Her

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Zhi Hao
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Girlfriends are usually portrayed by the media to be kind, sweet and otherwise gentle-natured.

But it appears that reality may deviate quite a bit from that particular notion.

Man Wakes Up to Find His Sex Organ Flushed Down the Toilet by His Girlfriend; She Suspected He Cheated on Her

A colleague of mine once stated that his worst nightmare was to lose his golden balls to a maniacal ex-girlfriend.

And though it did not happen to him yet, it appears that somewhere around the world, someone has just had his fountain forcibly extracted.

According to 8World, the horrific incident took place at around 11:00 p.m. in Xihu, Changhua, Taiwan.

Apparently, the boyfriend, a 52-year-old Taiwanese, had dozed off after consuming a bowl of Huadiao Chicken Noodles.

This would later turn out to be the worst possible timing to experience a food coma in modern history.

As he slept on a full stomach, his significant other, a 40-year-old Vietnamese woman surnamed Hong, went to retrieve a pair of scissors.

She then snipped off his genitals wholesale and flushed it down the toilet.

The phrase “all that effort just went down the drain” has never hit a sicker note than this particular instance.

For the record, the deed was supposedly done on a suspicion that he had cheated on her.

Meanwhile, all guilty boyfriends are like:

Time to get a chastity belt.

20% Left

According to the news report, the man somehow managed to sleep through the entire ordeal and only realised that something was amiss when he felt severe pain in his lower region upon waking up.

Surprise.

Thereafter, the police turned up at the scene and tried to comb the premises for a stray male organ lying around, but they were unable to do so.

It was then that they suspected that it had been flushed down the toilet.

The man was swiftly rushed to the local hospital, where he managed to escape a precarious situation after receiving emergency treatment.

However, only around 20% of his male genitalia – estimated to be around 1.5 cm – was left intact.

The remaining portion is said to be missing in action, and can no longer be re-attached to its original host.

Surrendered

Though Hong may have been brazen in her attempt to ‘sort things out’, it appears that it did not take long for Hong to surrender to the police.

Police suspected that she had used drugs to incapacitate her boyfriend, but further investigations would be required.

Police investigations are currently ongoing.

27 Years Ago

This incident may bring to mind that infamous incident that occurred 27 whole years ago, when Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband John Bobbitt’s penis while he was asleep.

Apparently, she did so because he had sexually abused her, but John was ultimately acquitted of the charge.

Unlike the Taiwanese man, however, John’s organ was successfully reattached.

Interestingly, John went on to become an adult film star.

The Taiwanese victim, however, would probably find it hard to fulfil the job scope at this point.

And so, the moral of the story?

Do not infuriate women.

Also, keep your organ in your pants unless you want it forcibly extracted from you.

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