Fancy having a shirtless hunky male clean your toilet for you?
Well, you may soon get your wish this 10-11 April.
According to 8Days, Vehs will be introducing a Hunky Man Cleaning Service…
Which, lest you’re unaware, is pretty self-explanatory.
Company in S’pore Offering Shirtless Hunky Cleaners to Clean Your House from S$420
According to the news report, Vehs is a “reno one-stop platform” that links home owners with interior designers.
It also seems to be a genie that fulfils the wildest fantasies of women.
This coming weekend, they will be offering the highly-anticipated Hunky Man Cleaning Service:
A profession that, for lack of a better phrase, is 50% wholesale cleaning, and 50% muscle-popping testosterone.
In case you’re wondering, it’s not an April Fool’s joke. The service is very real, and the rates even more authentic. Apparently, it would cost you some S$420 to wipe down a one-bedroom HDB flat or condo unit, to S$700 for a penthouse.
Supply seems pretty limited too, with the cleaning service said to be “subjected to availability” on a first come first serve basis.
A brief check on Facebook also indicated the pop-up service’s immense popularity, with several Netizens and news sites already sharing the ‘good news’.
The original Facebook post by Vehs has also garnered a staggering 10K shares and some 6.9K thirsty comments.
But more on the thirst later.
Is It Truly As Immense As It’s Purported To Be?
To find out, we’ll have to skip past the confining walls of words and head into uncharted territory:
Visual imagery.
Witness a glorious spectacle as Leonidas himself scrubs down your rickety, relatively unused small table.
Marvel at ancient paintings as a myriad of Greek gods do their best impression of “Xi shua shua, xi shua shua”.
Always wanted to be on the receiving end of a ridiculously imbalanced see-saw? Just engage that captain’s awe-inspiring bicep.
And if you’ve ever wanted to feel like Cleopatra, now’s your chance.
To end off, stare at interesting beefcakes on your phone as actual beefcakes flash their million-dollar smiles at you.
Vehs’ Hunky Man Cleaning Service: the bucket of eye candy you undoubtedly need, and deserve.
Oh right, and here’s a montage to replicate the actual scene.
The Thirst Is Real
As mentioned earlier, Netizens have been rather… thirsty after learning of the service’s availability.
Some, for instance, professed that they would welcome the cleaners with open arms.
Others suggested that the hunky men ditch the uncomfortable jeans for something a little more… breezy.
Foreigners have also campaigned for an international service.
Several, however, did realise the seriousness of the situation.
“I will hire them for the sake of they can lift heavy furnitures,” one Netizen wrote. “But aa halloooo I don’t want your sweat dripping all over my place”.
And another did not hold back with the savagery.
“So they went to gym make body big just to become a cleaner?.. Nice.”
Book Fast
One thing seems certain.
The service is undeniably popular, and will probably sell out like hotcakes.
So if you wish to join in on the fun, just drop a WhatsApp message at 82394135.
Don’t say bojio ah. 😉
Featured Image: Facebook (Vehs.com)
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