There’s A New IG Account That Features Delicious Durian & Hot Guys


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Ladies, we feel you. No not the physical way, because that’s like a surefire way to get landed behind bars. Rather, I’m talking about feel in the psychological sense:

You, just like the masculine men of ol’, thirst for some ‘hot, quirky‘ accounts on Instagram to ‘fangirl’ over.

Alas, however, male hottie accounts are running out of stock. FastWith an ever-increasing number of femme fatales catering to the horny needy male population, it seems all but confirmed that the males are gonna get swamped out by their more illustrious counterparts.

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But no worries, if you indeed feel that way. We, at Goody Feed, prioritise your interests over ours, and as such have endeavoured to locate the hottest, freshest accounts out there for you to satiate your darkest desires over.

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And while we have yet to discover a multitude of them, this might be one you’ll be interested in.

hotdudeswithdurian

Hot dudes are fiery enough. But couple them with the hottest fruit of them all?

You get a blazing fest that’s sure to trigger some serious nose bleeds.

So just last month (March 2019), a new Instagram account called hotdudeswithdurian was created, and true to its name it features hot dudes.

With durians.

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“Durian makes us thorny,” the account captions. Is it just the durian though?

Also, notice that the account has a whopping 951 followers, despite only having been initiated a month prior.

The power of hot dudes durians, huh?

Our Instagram account has been live for more than 30 years and we’ve only less than 5.7K followers. So do us a favour by following us? We’ll post durians and cold dudes just for you.

So… what now?

Well, we all know why you’re here. 😉 So without further ado…

Let’s gather some study materials for ‘academic purposes’!


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“I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is the finest farmer I’ve ever seen. He’s patiently waiting for that sweet durian juice. But I gotta tell him…it takes two to make a thing grow ripe,” the post captions.

Well, well, it seems that even the caption is one ‘hot chunk’.

Four-play, huh?


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“This one is a rare Thai variety. And this durian dude can Thai me up anytime he’d like. Sawadee kap!!!!!”

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And how about one last one to round things up?

Find him familiar? Your spider senses are tingling wrongly. The dude above’s none other than Singaporean Jordan Yeoh, who’s famed for not just his bulging biceps but his uncanny resemblance to Mandopop star Jay Chou.

So really, you’re getting three things in that one post: muscles, Jay Chou and durians. Sick.


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And so really what’re you waiting for?

If you’re feeling chronically thirsty and dehydrated, you know what to do.

It’s time to hit up that Instagram account 😉

Link: https://www.instagram.com/hotdudeswithdurian/

Note: We’re not responsible for anything that happens after that.